Khan: "I'll pound your ship like a Panjabi Pinata, Kirk."
Kirk: "Panjabi Pinata?"
Khan: "What do you expect from a Mexican Sikh? Work with me here."
Geordi: "You interrupt my stories for this?"
Movie Caption Contest #109: Face-Off
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Khan: "I'll pound your ship like a Panjabi Pinata, Kirk."
Kirk: "Panjabi Pinata?"
Khan: "What do you expect from a Mexican Sikh? Work with me here."
Geordi: "You interrupt my stories for this?"
Do I smell muffins?
He tasks me, Tattoo.
Yeth Bothh.
KHAN:"Captain Terrell is not able to speak with you, Kirk. I have him picking lint out of the Reliant's dryer traps for being an insolent bitch."
DOUGHERTY:"Tell you what, Jean-Luc. Ru'afo and I will recapture your malfunctioning android in one piece...in return for me having a shot at that hottie at your conn station. I've been out near the Briar Patch for months.
I need to tear off a piece of strange."
KHAN:"YOUR fantasy is painfully obvious, Kirk...
to have your asses kicked by a man in Corinthian leather and a midget with a lisp!"
KHAN:"From Iowa?"
KIRK:"No, Dutch-Irish. My grandfather was from Wales."
"Yo Ru'Afo, I'm really happy for yo and imma let yo finish but Khan was the baddest ass villain of them all"
"Yo Ru'Afo, I'm really happy for yo and imma let yo finish but Khan was the baddest ass villain of them all"
President Obama (off camera): "What a jackass."
Geordi: "Captain, please - he ain't my brother"
Khan: "Nice hair, whose was it?"
Kirk: "Nice chest, how much was it?
*Khan goes silent and awkward, then crouches down to hide his chest*
Kirk: "I'm laughing at the superior intellect..."
Admiral Dougherty: "We've just got some paperwork to finish off here, you hurry along..."
Picard (offscreen): "If it's all the same to you, we'd like to hang around for a while."
Dougherty: "That was an order, Captain."
Geordi: "Captain, there is a war we could be helping with..."
Ru'afo: "There are directions to a ketracel-white facility in it for you if you fuck off now."
Kirk: " I was young and needed the money ..."
Sulu: "Yeah, but with Britney Spears' mom?"
Sulu: "May I be excused Admiral? These red light/dirty movie evenings aren't my cup of tea"
Khan: "Sixty seconds Kirk, Or I'll be force to strike your hot vulcan navigator with my insidious 'Fat Ray'.
Saavik: "Nooooo."
Admiral Dougherty: "There. They're doing it again, both of them this time. Looking over their shoulders for no apparent reason."
Ru'afo: "Sulu use to do that all the time in the old show, no-one could ever figure out why."
Kirk: "Khan's about to fire, Saavik do something."
Saavik: "I could scream the 'N' word on prime-time national TV, at the top of my lungs, that might work."
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KIRK:"Nice Rug!"
Khan: "Looked in a mirror lately, Admeeeral?"
Khan: "I have deprived your ship of power, and when I swing around, I mean to deprive you of your life. But I wanted you to know who it was who had--"
Kanye West: "Yo, Khan, I'm really happy for you--I'mma let you finish--but Gul Dukat was the greatest Trek villain of all time. Of all time!"
Picard: Now this is refreshing. I haven't seen someone Shelley Long their career since Tasha.
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