Movie Caption Contest #109: Face-Off
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Too obvious, but I had to do it! 
Kirk: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Sulu: "Now", sir. You're looking at "now". Everything happening now is happening "now".
Kirk: What happened to "then"?
Sulu: We passed "then".
Kirk: When!?
Sulu: Just now. Were at "now," now.
Kirk: Go back to "then"!
Sulu: When?
Kirk: Now!
Sulu: "Now?"
Kirk: Now!
Sulu: I can't.
Kirk: Why!?
Sulu: We missed it.
Kirk: When!?
Sulu: Just now.
Kirk: ... When will "then" be "now"?
Sulu: Soon.
Kirk: What the hell am I looking at?! When does this happen in the movie?!
Sulu: "Now", sir. You're looking at "now". Everything happening now is happening "now".
Kirk: What happened to "then"?
Sulu: We passed "then".
Kirk: When!?
Sulu: Just now. Were at "now," now.
Kirk: Go back to "then"!
Sulu: When?
Kirk: Now!
Sulu: "Now?"
Kirk: Now!
Sulu: I can't.
Kirk: Why!?
Sulu: We missed it.
Kirk: When!?
Sulu: Just now.
Kirk: ... When will "then" be "now"?
Sulu: Soon.
Khan: "No fair! How come you get two turbolifts?"
Dougherty: "Your fly is down."
Oh my... I had no idea the captain's log was so... full.
Kirk: "So, Khan. We meet again. Your superior intellect and personal rage-fueled vendetta don't frighten me. Make all the threats and insults you want- I sneer at your posturing".
Saavik: "Look, Admiral, can we take the poster down and talk to the real Khan? With the viewer covered we can't see what's going on, and I think Reliant is firing again".
Kirk: "My ego is safer this way".
Saavik: "nom-nom-nom-nom ..."
Captain's log, supplemental: Note to ship's quartermaster, to requisition a new uniform for Lt. Saavik... at least two to three sizes larger.
Khan: "I've prepared a little educational video presentation for this occasion, Admiral. It's entitled "26 Forms of Kirk Death"
"A" is for "Asphyxiation".....
Khan: Ah, Kirk, my old friend. Do you.... my god man! You've really let yourself go! What the hell have you been doing all these years, parked in front of a buffet??? I was prepared to seek revenge against a worthy foe, but this is like chasing a fat man up the stairs. Seriously, have you never been able to say no to a deep fried tribble?
Khan: "I've prepared a little educational video presentation for this occasion, Admiral. It's entitled "26 Forms of Kirk Death"
"A" is for "Asphyxiation".....
"B" is for bludgeoning.
GEORDI:"Permission to make bad AMADEUS, YOUNG RIDERS and LOADED WEAPON 1 jokes, sir?"
Picard: "Granted, but I want dibs on the License to Kill cracks."
Ru'afo: "As you can see, Enterprise, I have defeated your Admiral Dougherty in our game of musical chairs. The superiority of the Son'a is no longer in doubt. Surrender your supply of face creams immediately."
Dougherty: "Do as he says, Captain, before he unleashes the Twister mat."
"You have killed my beloved wife and many of my followers, Admiral. In the name of the Moon, I shall punish you!"
Kirk (quietly): "He's really lost it."
Kirk (quietly): "He's really lost it."
"Play him off, Keyboard Saavik"
Dougherty: "Captain, you are ordered not to use the joystick on that ship under any circumstances"
Picard: "Don't worry admiral, only I know how to access it"
Riker: "Bet you just ask the computer"
Picard: "Dammit!"
This is a prime photoshopping thread but I've got such a busy week... 
Well, except these:
Kirk: "Scotty, get up here, pronto"
Scotty: "But sir, I gottae get me wee lad to sick-"
Kirk: "Now Scotty, the light bulb's stuck on red again and it's giving me migraines"
After Kirk replaced the viewscreen with a mirror, Admiral Kirk was never the same person.
"Why... why I'm such a handsome brute. EVERYBODY... come see how good I look"
Well, except these:
Kirk: "Scotty, get up here, pronto"
Scotty: "But sir, I gottae get me wee lad to sick-"
Kirk: "Now Scotty, the light bulb's stuck on red again and it's giving me migraines"
After Kirk replaced the viewscreen with a mirror, Admiral Kirk was never the same person.
"Why... why I'm such a handsome brute. EVERYBODY... come see how good I look"
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Sulu (whispering to Saavik): "For $3.99 a minute this guy better perform"
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