Movie Caption Contest #109: Face-Off

[Candlelight]

Kirk: Khan!
Khan: Arr, ye still remember, ya scurvy bilge rat. I cannot help but be touched to me skivvies. I o' course, reckon ye.
Kirk: What is the meaning of this attack? Where is the crew of the Reliant?
Khan: Surely I be havin' made me meanin' plain. I mean t' avenge myself upon ye, ye grog-snarfin' sea dog. I`ve deprived yer ship o' power an' when I swin' around I mean t' send ye to Davy Jones' locker. But I wanted ye t' know first who 't be who had beaten ye!
Kirk: Khan - if it's me you want, I'll.... Wait a minute, is it Talk Like a Pirate Day already?!?

"No, that's Saturday. But piracy is a dish best served cold"

 

[Alrik]

GEORDI:"Captain, sensors have locked onto the source of the tuna and motor oil smell."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Geordi: "This sucks, can we change the channel?"

Perim: "Can we not watch Reading Rainbow this time?"

 

[Bad Atom]

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Yeah, well, fuck you, too."

Picard: "Here soon, watch Data's orgasm face and tell me that mother-fucker didn't have emotions back then."

 

[Bones2]

Geordi: "I suppose Roots is out of the question as well..."

 

[T'Girl]

Khan: "Kirk my old ...
Kanye: Where's Uhura."
Kirk: "She's at her console."
Kanye: "Where's that."
Kirk: " Back of the bridge."
Kanye: "Right put the black woman in the back of the bridge."
Kirk: "It's not like that."
Uhura: "I'm not even in the shot."
Kanye: "The asian and the vulcan with the big knockers sit in front, but ...

--- Thud ---

Kirk: "Saavik, what did you do?"
Saavik: "I employed the vulcan testicle pinch."
Sulu: "And I'm next."

Worf: "Signal coming in Captain."
Picard: "On audio, Mr.Worf."
Speaker: "Bomb chicky waa waa ... "

 

[Shatmandu]

Too vague?:

Kirk: "You ever seen Midnight Express?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Khan: "No, captain -- 'A' is for Asshole, as in: you asshole, you left me stranded on this planet!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Even in the year 2375, PBS could never collect enough donations to keep shit on the air.

 

[cooleddie74]

KHAN:"The turbolift door sign indicates it goes any one of four directions.

Like myself...if you play your cards right, Kirrrrrrrrk...."

 

[Rat Boy]

True, it has nothing to do with the contest, but I felt like doing it anyway...

J.J. Abrams' desire to be topical in the next film resulted in Star Trek: The Wrath of Kanye.

 

[JB2005]

Kanye: Now Chris...Imma let you finish, but Shatner was the greatest Captain Kirk of all time

McCoy: (Thinking) He's right you know!

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy (under his breath): "Why don't you kick his ass?"

Kirk (under his breath): "Have you seen my track record in this movie?"

(That's my last post for a while. I'm away for ten days so will see everyone for contest 111. Byeee!)

 

[Rat Boy]

Kanye (singing): "How can you be so heartless?"

Sulu: "That's what I want to know."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Khan: Admeeral Kirk...
Kirk: Why do you call me that?
Khan: I learnt it from Chekov - I never forget an accent

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Well, a double-dumb ass to you too.

 

[SeerSGB]

Kirk: So you want Genesis

Khan: Nope, already have a nice paradise planet located that we're going to settle on.
Kirk: Then you want revenge...fine, I'll beam over to your ship and we'll

Khan: Nope, couldn't really give a rat's ass about you or your ship.

Kirk: But I marooned your people, left you on a world where your wife died.

Khan: Yeah, yeah, that pissed me off once. But I did a lot of inner dialogue, talked things over with our group's Chaplin, processed my emotions, and moved on with my life.

Kirk: So what do you want Khan...tell me!

Khan: what are you talking about, you called me.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard (off-cam): Shit. Even in the future, PBS sucks.

 

[T'Girl]

Star Trek XII: The Search For Kirk's Kind Of Green - Gold Shirt.

nu-Kirk: "BONES, if I lean any farther to my left to get away from this guys smell, I'll fall out of my oversize
.............lounge chair."

nu-McCoy: "Damn it Jim, you want to talk about smells, I have no idea where my finger has been."

nu-Spock: "Doctor, quickly bring your stone knives and bearskins, I have a fasinating light emitting from my nose.

nu-McCoy: "Just a second, you Ocampa eared stooge, the recently waxed floor is letting me see if
................Yeoman Quatrain is dressing 'commando' today.

nu-Kirk: "Sulu quickly, he's touching me again. Get your ethnically-insensitive stereotype sword.
.............And make it 'chop chop'.