Brilliant! The most dysfunctional crew in Starfleet history, yet strangely compelling....
Movie Caption Contest #109: Face-Off
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Brilliant! The most dysfunctional crew in Starfleet history, yet strangely compelling....
That was terrific. Everything was accounted for.
Thanks for the photoshop win Rat Boy.
Khan: Admeeral Kirk, how dare you reverse the charges.
Captain Data: How is the plan with the Red Matter coming along Ambassador Spock?
Spock: I'm afraid I'm dealing with a large amount of Brown Matter right now. Call back in about two hours.
Tasha: You are "fully functional" aren't you?
Data: Yes I am.... oh, wait. Crap! My cock batteries have died. Do you have any spare "D" batteries?
Voice: Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
(Cheesy music being played on a cheap Casio keyboard)
Geordi: Who didn't see that one coming?
Khan: Admeeral Kirk, how dare you reverse the charges.
Captain Data: How is the plan with the Red Matter coming along Ambassador Spock?
Spock: I'm afraid I'm dealing with a large amount of Brown Matter right now. Call back in about two hours.
Tasha: You are "fully functional" aren't you?
Data: Yes I am.... oh, wait. Crap! My cock batteries have died. Do you have any spare "D" batteries?
Voice: Play him off, Keyboard Cat.
(Cheesy music being played on a cheap Casio keyboard)
Geordi: Who didn't see that one coming?
GEORDI:"Apparently, sir...today's transmission has been brought to us by the letters F and U."
Khan: They're real and they're spectacular.
SULU: Cant shake him Captain. He's got a grip like a vise.
KIRK: Try a barrel roll!
Riffing off yah...
Sulu: Can't shake him, sir. He's got a grip like Scotty on a hoggie.
Sulu: Can't shake him, sir. He's got a grip like Uhura on Spock's bifurcated johnson.
Sulu: Can't shake him, sir. He's got a grip tighter than a daddy on a twink.
Damn, I can't believe I almost forgot about this week's contest -- and sweet, one of my entries won last round. Thanks! 
KHAN: "Your ship has changed, Ad-mee-ral -- I almost didn't recognize it. Not like with people; I never forget a face. Isn't that right Lieutenant... Saavik, yes?"
KIRK: "How the hell does he do that?!"
DOUGHERTY: "Do you really think you're going to defy my orders to leave the system? Please -- you don't have the balls for it."
PICARD: "Oh yeah? You wanna whip 'em out and compare them? I'd have you beat any day of the week!"
DOUGHERTY: "Hm, that's not what I heard from Captain LaForge at my Mardi Gras party nine years ago."
GEORDI: "What?! What's he talking about, Captain? What did you do to my mommy?!"
PICARD: "Oh jeez... Look, Geordi, we were both fresh out of the Academy, we were celebrating, we had too much to drink, one thing led to another and... um, it's not important. Uh, anyway... You'll never get away with this, Admiral!"
KIRK: "I knew I'd see that A-hole again some day... I'm glad to see they finally covered it up with a door. That thing was a real safety hazard!"
KHAN: "Ad-mee-ral, I am about to destroy your ship here!"
KIRK: "Huh? Oh right, sorry, uh... I want to say 'Kane', but I know that's not it... Give me a minute, I'll get it."
KHAN: "But... I'm your arch-nemesis!"
KIRK (patronizing): "Of course you are. And what a scary one! Ooooh! Good job, buddy!"
KHAN: "Your ship has changed, Ad-mee-ral -- I almost didn't recognize it. Not like with people; I never forget a face. Isn't that right Lieutenant... Saavik, yes?"
KIRK: "How the hell does he do that?!"
DOUGHERTY: "Do you really think you're going to defy my orders to leave the system? Please -- you don't have the balls for it."
PICARD: "Oh yeah? You wanna whip 'em out and compare them? I'd have you beat any day of the week!"
DOUGHERTY: "Hm, that's not what I heard from Captain LaForge at my Mardi Gras party nine years ago."
GEORDI: "What?! What's he talking about, Captain? What did you do to my mommy?!"
PICARD: "Oh jeez... Look, Geordi, we were both fresh out of the Academy, we were celebrating, we had too much to drink, one thing led to another and... um, it's not important. Uh, anyway... You'll never get away with this, Admiral!"
KIRK: "I knew I'd see that A-hole again some day... I'm glad to see they finally covered it up with a door. That thing was a real safety hazard!"
KHAN: "Ad-mee-ral, I am about to destroy your ship here!"
KIRK: "Huh? Oh right, sorry, uh... I want to say 'Kane', but I know that's not it... Give me a minute, I'll get it."
KHAN: "But... I'm your arch-nemesis!"
KIRK (patronizing): "Of course you are. And what a scary one! Ooooh! Good job, buddy!"
Kirk: This new Flying Khan Head screen saver sucks.
Kirk: "Kirk to engineering. Mr Scott, you've put the hood ornament on the wrong way."
Khan: "Sorry Admeeral, you were expecting Abraham Lincoln perhaps."
Khan: Admeeral Kirk, I'll squeegee your windshield for two dollars.
Khan: You wouldn't fire on a pregnant Galaxy's Child, would you Admeeral?
Kirk: Sour the milk! Sour the milk!
Saavik: For this I gave up being a podiatrist's wife?
And the picture is not even in the contest.
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