Movie Caption Contest #109: Face-Off

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Geordi: Whelp, I guess that answers the question: do androids wet dream about inebriated security chiefs?

 

[LeadHead]

Murdock: Allright Kirk, try not to screw up here like you did over Macho Grande.
Sulu: Over Macho Grande Sir?
Murdock: No, I'm afraid I'll never get over Macho Grande.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Murdock: Allright Kirk, try not to screw up here like you did over Macho Grande.

Kirk: By not raising the shields?

 

[Shatmandu]

Geordi's upset because he knows the part that'll be shown next, where be barges in, strips, and beats off while squeezing Yar's butt cheeks.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard (off-camera): The android got more tail than you ever did, Mr. LaForge.
Trill Conn Officer: Don't forget Wesley, sir.
Picard (off-camera): Oh. Yes, yes. The boy got more pussy than you ever did, Mr. LaForge.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Kirk: Do you want to see it? Do you want to see Genesis?

Khan: Yes.

Kirk: Beg.

Khan: I beg you.

Kirk: It's not good enough. Say 'please.'

Khan: Please.

Kirk: Pretty please...

Khan: -Pretty please.

Kirk: With a cherry on top...

Khan: -With a cherry on top.

Kirk: Happy Birthday. Now get out of my sight.

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: Do you want to see it? Do you want to see Genesis?

Khan: Yes.

Kirk: Beg.

Khan: I beg you.

Kirk: It's not good enough. Say 'please.'

Khan: Please.

Kirk: Pretty please...

Khan: -Pretty please.

Kirk: With a cherry on top...

Khan: -With a cherry on top.

Kirk: Happy Birthday. Now get out of my sight.

You win the internets.

 

[Triskelion]

Sir, I've located the source of the Aqua Velva deposit.

 

[B.J.]

Kirk: Khan!
Khan: Arr, ye still remember, ya scurvy bilge rat. I cannot help but be touched to me skivvies. I o' course, reckon ye.
Kirk: What is the meaning of this attack? Where is the crew of the Reliant?
Khan: Surely I be havin' made me meanin' plain. I mean t' avenge myself upon ye, ye grog-snarfin' sea dog. I`ve deprived yer ship o' power an' when I swin' around I mean t' send ye to Davy Jones' locker. But I wanted ye t' know first who 't be who had beaten ye!
Kirk: Khan - if it's me you want, I'll.... Wait a minute, is it Talk Like a Pirate Day already?!?

 

[Triskelion]

Brent Spiner: Imma let you finish, but Denise is the bomb of all time.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: I have Genesis!!!!

KIRK: Keep'em, they sucked after Peter Gabriel left.

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: She says she's an old friend of yours, Captain.

 

[Shatmandu]

Admiral Badvillain: "The So'na have agreed to our terms, if you give them their money back for paying to see Dune."

 

[cooleddie74]

MURDOCK:"Who the HELL are you people?"

KIRK:"Quick...change the channel!! In fact, never turn this screen to Comedy Central again!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: I think its the Pope!

 

[cooleddie74]

DOUGHERTY:"Nice conn officer, Jean-Luc.

She ever have her spots popped by a man before?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Dougherty: "Rua'fo... swhow me on the doll where Picard touched you."

 

[cooleddie74]

DOUGHERTY:"Bad news, Jean-Luc. The Grentheman water rabbit died.

Ru'afo is pregnant."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Geordi: "Uhhh... Captain?"

 

[cooleddie74]

GEORDI:"Captain! We've managed to locate the source of the pheromone emissions!"