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Size Of The New Enterprise (large images)

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So I guess in the JJverse the Borg cube will be the size of the Death Star?

Wouldn't it be funny if it would be 50m squared and the drones would all be midgets? :D

Now that would be funny. They could talk with voices like the munchkins in the Wizard of Oz! Resistance is Futile!

LOL or sing a song like the Oompa Loompa's.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect implant for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
Resistance is futile, just come with me
 
Mr. Abrams needs to let some of the people here write the next Trek movie, it will make the movie Spaceballs look like a high school play.
 
Mr. Abrams needs to let some of the people here write the next Trek movie, it will make the movie Spaceballs look like a high school play.

You don't have to do anything to SPACEBALLS to make it look like high school, it already does, except for some of the Apogee and Illusion Arts shots.
 
By the power invested in me by this post number, I declare the Enterprise to be ~700 something meters long.


LOL, this is classic...I do declare this thread has decided that the ship is over 700 meters in my opinion, no more debating on my part:).....but I will continue to believe in private its both in the movie and cross my fingers hoping against hope it will somehow be smaller, lol...in reality I don't care so much anymore, well done sir. Wish I had been paying more attention to this thread:lol:
 
Just a note for those fond of ship pron: the Playmates toy provides all you can handle.* :drool:



* I do not work for nor have any financial interest in Playmates (tm)
 
And finally, does this thread lock up at 1,701?
I keep hoping M'Sharek locks the thread at 1700 just to see the outcry in "Moderators Actions".
I like this idea; it's evil.
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As it happens, however, you guys have been rather enthusiastic. DiSiLLUSiON has made the magic #1701 post...

By the power invested in me by this post number, I declare the Enterprise to be ~700 something meters long.

...and we've overshot the mark somewhat. Is this really the end? Stay tune!

In the meantime, consider this:
1701 cubit [Egyptian] = 765.45 meter
Or, at least, that's what this tells me.
 
By the power invested in me by this post number, I declare the Enterprise to be ~700 something meters long.


LOL, this is classic...I do declare this thread has decided that the ship is over 700 meters in my opinion, no more debating on my part:).....but I will continue to believe in private its both in the movie and cross my fingers hoping against hope it will somehow be smaller, lol...in reality I don't care so much anymore, well done sir. Wish I had been paying more attention to this thread:lol:

I have been following both forums from the start.

Grats Mangledduk, I am just soooo proud.... and yes I am Mark on the other forum :devil:

Gonzo
 
There are three types of people on this thread:

Person A:
I hate this ship! The size is wrong! There is only ONE 1701 and it’s the one from TOS and it’s 300 meters long!!! Thus this one MUST be 300 meters long or canon is dead! The windows! The escape pod! The bridge dome!

Person B:
The ship is 700+ meters long because the FX people made it that way. It’s a reboot and they can make it however big they want! Person A is dumb not to notice that these numbers are coming FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE FX ON THE FILM – thus it must be 718 meters long!!! Big windows! The brewery! The shuttlebay! JayJay!

Person C:
I don’t care how big the ship is, I just like listing to you all raving about it.

Person C has an opinion of the size of the ship, but won’t bat an eyelid if he turns out to be wrong. But he posts it anyway, increasing the fury of the Person A’s or Person B’s, depending on his choice, which may change up to three times a week.



A few of you go to conventions and stuff, right? Seeing as this argument is never going to end, how about we finish this once and for all – with violence! A team of Person A’s vs. a team of Person B’s, with a Person C as judge outside a convention of your choice. You’re allowed blunt Star Trek-themed weapons only (model Enterprises, plastic phasers etc – no bat’leths!).
Bonus points will be awarded by the judges for Trek-themed attacks like Shatner Rolls, nerve pinches and Chris Pine’s dangling-over-the-edge-of-something’s.

Winning team gets the Enterprise in whatever size they damn well want.
(KingDaniel in no way responsible for any injured Trekkies)
 
There are three types of people on this thread:

Person A:
I hate this ship! The size is wrong! There is only ONE 1701 and it’s the one from TOS and it’s 300 meters long!!! Thus this one MUST be 300 meters long or canon is dead! The windows! The escape pod! The bridge dome!

Person B:
The ship is 700+ meters long because the FX people made it that way. It’s a reboot and they can make it however big they want! Person A is dumb not to notice that these numbers are coming FROM THE PEOPLE WHO DID THE FX ON THE FILM – thus it must be 718 meters long!!! Big windows! The brewery! The shuttlebay! JayJay!

Person C:
I don’t care how big the ship is, I just like listing to you all raving about it.

Person C has an opinion of the size of the ship, but won’t bat an eyelid if he turns out to be wrong. But he posts it anyway, increasing the fury of the Person A’s or Person B’s, depending on his choice, which may change up to three times a week.



A few of you go to conventions and stuff, right? Seeing as this argument is never going to end, how about we finish this once and for all – with violence! A team of Person A’s vs. a team of Person B’s, with a Person C as judge outside a convention of your choice. You’re allowed blunt Star Trek-themed weapons only (model Enterprises, plastic phasers etc – no bat’leths!).
Bonus points will be awarded by the judges for Trek-themed attacks like Shatner Rolls, nerve pinches and Chris Pine’s dangling-over-the-edge-of-something’s.

Winning team gets the Enterprise in whatever size they damn well want.
(KingDaniel in no way responsible for any injured Trekkies)


Shame the outcome will have no effect on reality.... still never mind KingDaniel. :guffaw:

Gonzo
 
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