Caption Contest 32: the subcommanders of command

[cooleddie74]

TRIP:"Good job, T'Pol.

You didn't put on the emergency brake!"

HOSHI:"Are we satisfied with our long-range subspace relay service?

I dunno...let me ask...

Subcommander?"

T'POL:"My apologies.

I had the bean and cheese casserole last night."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Please inform the Captain that we have located Shuttlepod One...and it IS a-rockin'.

We cannot at present go a-knockin'."

 

[Toban Kal]

*off screen* Archer: All right FINE, I admit the towrope was a bad idea.
T'pol: that's all I needed to hear, sir.

Hoshi: "Hello, starfleet tech support, lightyears of knowledge for you, how may I help..." *listens* "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Even after she'd split her pants sitting down T'pol exercised every bit of Vulcan dignity to hide the problem as she left the bridge.

 

[Captain Crow]

Archer: Play T'Pol off the bridge, Keyboard Cat.

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: Please inform Mayweather that he is not a Tholian and if he was he would need one more ship.

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: Hmmmm, who would leave an IDIC medallion on the deck????

GUY (thinking): SCORE!!!!

 

[Mach5]

T'POL: Hmmmm, who would leave an IDIC medallion on the deck????

GUY (thinking): SCORE!!!!

BRILLIANT!

 

[Rat Boy]

T'Pol: "Captain, may I suggest that replacing the screen with a window is a decidedly bad idea in situations such as this?"

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"It appears the new 81-inch flatscreen was NOT compatible with the digital subspace transition."

 

[cooleddie74]

Subcommander T'Pol was good at hide-and-seek.

Not so much at getting ALL the way in the corner.

 

[Kirby]

T'POL: I hate the Starfleet shuttlepods, they're small, they smell, they were designed by an inferior species... It's right behind me isn't it?

 

[Mach5]

MALCOLM (in the shuttlepod with Trip, both drunk):
Whoa, even from out here that bum looks awfully nice, smashing even!

T'POL:
Lieutenant, may I suggest you refrain from making such observations while the comm channel is op...

TRIP:
Oh, come on baby, keep ur' shirt on... Catsuit, whatever... Oh, by the way Cap'n, this "Saurian Brandy" stuff is the sh#t, I mean, DAMN!

ARCHER:

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"I sure hope Commander Tucker purchased the insurance package."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Do not stare, please.

My rear end has not been the same since that casserole."

 

[Triskelion]

Nothing more to say here....

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

T'Pol: "The ass is nature's pocket."