Lady GaGa is a hermaphrodite.

[ManOnTheWave]

If she had a girlfriend, she could poke her face.

 

[T'Baio]

Tell me, in the lyrics to "Poker Face," what exactly this means;

"Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love glue gunning!"

Really...that can't mean anything but "I'm a hermaphrodite."

 

[JonathonWally]

What's wrong with his/her eyes?

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Looks like guy in drag to me.

 

[TheLonelySquire]

Does it make a difference?

Yep.

 

[Kemaiku]

Nope.

 

[miraclefan]

I can see the headlines now, This is the next big thing! Hermaphrodites demand right to marry THEMSELVES!

 

[Supreme Admiral]

This story is completely throws off to my face. Is this for real??

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Some people would be offended if you told them to "go fuck yourself", Lady GaGa just replies "been there, done that!"

 

[wamdue]

http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/339/20090226ladygagapenisto.jpg

There is one of the pics in question....


I somehow wouldn't be surprised if this were 100% true. She's always seemed a bit....different.

maybe she has stuffed her knickers for the publicity

 

[Mallory]

If I had any idea who Lady GaGa was, I might give damn.

 

[wamdue]

If I had any idea who Lady GaGa was, I might give damn.

she is a hermaphrodite pop singer, was that not made clear by the thread?

 

[Mallory]

Not in any of the links I looked at. There's nothing that mentions him/her being a pop singer, unless I missed it somewhere (which is entirely possible).

 

[RoJoHen]

Not in any of the links I looked at. There's nothing that mentions him/her being a pop singer, unless I missed it somewhere (which is entirely possible).

Well, she's got a very popular song on the radio that plays at least every 10 minutes, so I'd say that makes her a pop singer.

 

[Mallory]

I stand corrected. Clearly I am out of touch with today's pop culture. But then I'm a geezer, so it's expected of me.

Carry on folks!

 

[JimCasy]

Does it make a difference?

Yep.

Why?

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Ah, so this is why my niece asked me if I fancied Lady GaGa, then? I said I didn't know cos I'd never actually seen much of her.

If true, I can't say I care. But if the quotes are accurate, good for her.

 

[An Officer]

Two for the price of one.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Eh, I'll believe it when I see it on Wikipedia.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Just looks to me like sometimes she doesn't shave and has oversized muff hair.