Why is Captain Robau so popular?

LOL!!

 

Robau is going to pretend LeadHead never said that.

 

Robau is just gonna leave that slide. He's a good guy like that, even though he's badass and could kick his ass in no-time.

 

I predict LeadHead's Christmas gift this year will be a giant spring-loaded can opener.

 

A can full of... whoopass!

 

Robau is the way to happiness. If only the nonbelievers would admit it, shave their scalps and be One with the Robau.

 

All negative opinions of Robau can be sure to be met with a short, sharp blast of Pure Manly Electric Power as they come within range of his famous Electric Nipples.

 

That must be why he shaved his head; otherwise, his hair would always stand up from the static electricity.

Now that's badass.

 

And a frizzy Yahoo Serious Robau would be nowhere near as cool on ANY level.

 

Badass Logic 101.

 

Hair just gets in the way of his flopsweat.

 

Robau bottles his sweat and sells it as an aphrodisiac.

The price? Your unending loyalty and current underwear.

 

ya know I'm hoping Faran Tahir actually never sees this thread. so embarrassing!

 

Robau goes swimmin' with green legged women.

 

I heard when he saw it, he was like, "So, who's Indranee?"

 

His badassness immediately vaporizes all water in the swimming pool. And the outfit of the green legged women, besides. Saves time.

 

Now it doesn't seem like such a good thing any longer, having your own picture as an avatar. The next time when she's at a convention, he'll walk up to her and say: "So you're Idranee! What's up with the, you know... ?"

 

shit. I know! I need to change that ava pronto!

 

Too late, Robau's badassness sees through all of time and space.

 

plus he can read minds.