Why is Captain Robau so popular?

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Joby, May 13, 2009.

  1. Ghouleddie74

    Ghouleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau is so popular because being THE SHIZ-NIT is always "in."
     
  2. 6079SmithW

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    As people wander through the threads and come across the "Facts" thread, they are exposed to the Robau Stare and convert out of fear.
     
  3. Ghouleddie74

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    Robauism converts more people than Catholicism and Islam combined.
     
  4. 6079SmithW

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    Indeed. It is not that there is no religion in Star Trek, as some complain of, it is that they are all followers of Robauism and the first rule of Robauism is: you don't talk about Robauism.
     
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  5. Ghouleddie74

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    Robauism is subtle. But badass beyond belief.
     
  6. 6079SmithW

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    It takes years of intense concentration and training to reach even the introductory levels.
     
  7. Cyke101

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    Unless you're one of the lucky ones that gets introduced to his bed. Then you wish it would last for years.
     
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    This applies to both women AND men.
     
  9. Voyagerian

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    Simple. The Robau Effect. It grows stronger with every passing post.See-it just happened again!!!!
     
  10. Ghouleddie74

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    And Robauism's aphrodisiac?

    The mere PRESENCE of Robau.