Why is Captain Robau so popular?

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by Joby, May 13, 2009.

  1. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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    LOL!! :luvlove::alienblush:
     
  2. Ghouleddie74

    Ghouleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau is going to pretend LeadHead never said that. :shifty:
     
  3. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    Robau is just gonna leave that slide. He's a good guy like that, even though he's badass and could kick his ass in no-time.
     
  4. Ghouleddie74

    Ghouleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    I predict LeadHead's Christmas gift this year will be a giant spring-loaded can opener.:devil:
     
  5. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    A can full of... whoopass!
     
  6. Ghouleddie74

    Ghouleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Robau is the way to happiness. If only the nonbelievers would admit it, shave their scalps and be One with the Robau.
     
  7. ITL

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    All negative opinions of Robau can be sure to be met with a short, sharp blast of Pure Manly Electric Power as they come within range of his famous Electric Nipples.
     
  8. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    That must be why he shaved his head; otherwise, his hair would always stand up from the static electricity.

    Now that's badass.
     
  9. Ghouleddie74

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    And a frizzy Yahoo Serious Robau would be nowhere near as cool on ANY level.
     
  10. ITL

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    Badass Logic 101.

    :D
     
  11. Ghouleddie74

    Ghouleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Hair just gets in the way of his flopsweat.
     
  12. ITL

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    Robau bottles his sweat and sells it as an aphrodisiac.

    The price? Your unending loyalty and current underwear.
     
  13. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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    ya know I'm hoping Faran Tahir actually never sees this thread. so embarrassing!
     
  14. EnsignRicky

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    Robau goes swimmin' with green legged women.
     
  15. urbandk

    urbandk Commodore Commodore

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    I heard when he saw it, he was like, "So, who's Indranee?"
     
  16. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    His badassness immediately vaporizes all water in the swimming pool. And the outfit of the green legged women, besides. Saves time.
     
  17. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    Now it doesn't seem like such a good thing any longer, having your own picture as an avatar. The next time when she's at a convention, he'll walk up to her and say: "So you're Idranee! What's up with the, you know... ?"
     
  18. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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    shit. I know! I need to change that ava pronto!

    :p
     
  19. DiSiLLUSiON

    DiSiLLUSiON Commodore Commodore

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    Too late, Robau's badassness sees through all of time and space.
     
  20. indranee

    indranee Vice Admiral Admiral

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    plus he can read minds.