Movie Caption Contest #92: Screening

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Cartwright <under his breath>: "Great, more Viking porn."

 

[Alrik]

Picard: "Enough chit chat. What will 50 credits get me?"

 

[Shatmandu]

President M'Ullet: "It's called 'Worf Has Two Mommies.'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "You've got me between a rock and two very soft places ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

SAREK:"I've always hated the newers seasons of Qo'noS Gladiators. They completely changed the sets and hired an inferior host."

PICARD:"I'll let you keep Geordi if you show me that sweater meat, ladies. No catches."

MEYER:"Stop trying to sleep with Jimmy, Kim! I'm sure you'll have your own TV show in a few years where you'll get to sleep with all the men you like!"

 

[cooleddie74]

PRESIDENT:"CNN hasn't been the same since the Qo'noS Conglomerate bought them out."

 

[Mistral]

Doohan: Aye, lassie
Kim: Listen you fat bastard, that was one movie, I was young, I needed the money
Meyer: Kim, calm down, he's in character, he's supposed to be Scottish.

Brilliant!

 

[Captain Crow]

President: So many channels. So little to watch.

Picard: I'll beam over to you ship under one condition. You each give me a Titty fuck.

Meyer: Sorry Kim, it's your turn to change Jimmy's diaper.

 

[Captain Crow]

Cartwright: Oh crap, not the Klingon version of "Two Girls, One Cup" again!

Picard: When does the bit with the cup start?

Meyer: Kim, Jimmy wants you to have a cup of his special home made "fudge pudding".

Doohan: ONE GIRL, ONE CUP!

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "Inquiry: the term 'motorboat?'"

 

[Captain Crow]

Meyer: The last person who sat in Jimmy's chair disappeared, so I suggest you get out of it.

Cattrall: What do you mean they disappeared?

Muffled voice from Doohan's belly: Just do as he says and get out of Doohan's flipping chair lady!

[Cattrall quickly gets out of Doohans chair]

 

[LeadHead]

President: The resolution on this thing sucks!
Cartwright: What do you expect, instead of HD cables, you put Replicators next to the screen!

Picard: I demand you return my Chief Engineer Immediately! Tell them Will, Will? (Riker beams aboard Bird Of Prey) I now demand you return my Chief Engineer and kick my First Officer in the Crotch!

What do you mean Nimoy destroyed the Pictures????!!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Meyer: Tell me the truth, Kim. Is my ego bigger than Shatner's?
Doohan: Nah, no one's is bigger.
Catrall: I say it's about even.

 

[Nerys Myk]

PRES. M'ULLET: Change the channel, I've seen this one. Archer gets sent to a Klingon prison.

 

[Shatmandu]

President M'Ullet: "This can't be the Klingon deleted scene from Star Trek 2009: the camera's not shaking and there're no lense flares."

Meyer: "Look, just take it easy on the Craft Services Snickers supply, okay? We're a family."

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Fed. President: This is the Klingon version of CNN?

Cartwright: No. Fox News.

Fed. President: Great... What makes this different than our Fox News?

Cartwright: Uh... you don't want to know...

Picard: This is the Klingon version of Patty and Selma... Just when I thought they couldn't get uglier...

 

[Triskelion]

Lursa: You honor us, Captain Picard. But in the future, leave the leather bustiers to the pros.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI (off camera): Odd, I'm sensing the word "motorboat" from every male on the bridge,

 

[cooleddie74]

CARTWRIGHT:"I liked American Idol more when Paula's cryogenic head in a jar was still a judge."

B'ETOR:"By the way, Picard? A few years ago? When you were on the Homeworld speaking with us?

We faked those orgasms."

MEYER:"...and then you grab Kim's ass, say 'that's a-spicy meatball' and make a honking noise.

Got it?"

 

[cooleddie74]

MEYER:"We got it, guys? Understand the blocking?"

DOOHAN:"Check."

CATTRALL:"Just one more time...WHEN do I unzip his trousers and make the erotic double-entendre?"