Trek Lit Limericks
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A certain young Russian named Pavel
A certain young Russian named Pavel
Sat there contemplating his navel
Lo! What did he find?
Some vegetables, tinned,
And a magistrate pounding a gavel.
(Well, navel doesn't come close to rhyming with Pavel, and depending who's saying it Pavel doesn't necessarily rhyme with gavel, so why have any rhymes at all?)
Sat there contemplating his navel
Lo! What did he find?
Some vegetables, tinned,
And a magistrate pounding a gavel.
(Well, navel doesn't come close to rhyming with Pavel, and depending who's saying it Pavel doesn't necessarily rhyme with gavel, so why have any rhymes at all?)
Because it's a limerick? Jeez, fellas...there's no such thing as a blank verse limerick, is there? But Sic did start it with his Pavel/navel "rhyme."Oh, well - it's more important that it be funny than that it rhyme, anyway, and Pavel/navel/find/tinned/gavel is pretty darn funny.
I actually KNEW someone would try rhyming "navel" with "Pavel" when I started it.
The next one:
When McCoy first encountered the rabbit
He resisted the urge to just grab it.
The next one:
When McCoy first encountered the rabbit
He resisted the urge to just grab it.
[Okay, we're now approaching Pluto in terms of meter ... but continue]
--Ted
--Ted
A legion of limericks I read
When really, I should be in bed
but oh how I wriggled,
with pleasure I giggled,
Many thanks offered to Ted.
(and everyone else that's contributed.)
I just read 25 pages of these blasted things... Don't think I've ever had more fun on these boards.
Anyway...
Tonia Barrows went on shore leave with Bones,
Where she wore sexy torn tunics and hats shaped like cones.
Don Juan came a lusting
When really, I should be in bed
but oh how I wriggled,
with pleasure I giggled,
Many thanks offered to Ted.
(and everyone else that's contributed.)
I just read 25 pages of these blasted things... Don't think I've ever had more fun on these boards.
Anyway...
Tonia Barrows went on shore leave with Bones,
Where she wore sexy torn tunics and hats shaped like cones.
Don Juan came a lusting
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There was a Ferengi named Daev
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, "What the hell."
"I'll get used to the smell."
"Just thank of all the latinum I'll save!"
Dabo girl Leeta's got game.
What I'd do to her'sa damn shame.
If those aren't D cups,
I'll shut the f&#* up.
Sexist, but hey, me can you blame?
There once was a chief named O'Brien
Who said, "Hey there, folks, why you cryin'?"
He had such bad gas
That when he blew ass
The whole damn bridge crew was just dyin'
Worf had a fearsome reputation
From crew who needed motivation.
"My orders you'll mind"
"Or yourself you will find"
"On the harsh end of the doggie position!"
Counselor Troi's getting old.
She once had a rack that was bold.
But how will they be
When age and gravity
Inevitably claim their hold?
Thank you very much, good night!
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said, "What the hell."
"I'll get used to the smell."
"Just thank of all the latinum I'll save!"
Dabo girl Leeta's got game.
What I'd do to her'sa damn shame.
If those aren't D cups,
I'll shut the f&#* up.
Sexist, but hey, me can you blame?
There once was a chief named O'Brien
Who said, "Hey there, folks, why you cryin'?"
He had such bad gas
That when he blew ass
The whole damn bridge crew was just dyin'
Worf had a fearsome reputation
From crew who needed motivation.
"My orders you'll mind"
"Or yourself you will find"
"On the harsh end of the doggie position!"
Counselor Troi's getting old.
She once had a rack that was bold.
But how will they be
When age and gravity
Inevitably claim their hold?
Thank you very much, good night!
