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Sex offer from student

I teach several freshman music classes at a large university. Earlier this week, one of the girls in a class came to my office to discuss her grade. She said, word for word, "Professor, I really want an A in your class. I'll do anything you want for it."

I replied: "Really? Anything? Absolutely anything?"

Her: "Yes, anything you want me to do."

Me: "Sounds great. I'd like you to study."

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Outstanding.
 
I teach high school. There are a couple girls in my grade 9 class (14-15 yrs) that I wouldn't have been in any way been surprised to see at a night club.

It's a bit distracting until you get to know them and realize that they have an intellect on par with that of well trained chimp.
 
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I teach high school. There are a couple girls in my grade 9 class (14-15 yrs) that I wouldn't have been in any way been surprised to see at a night club.

It's a bit distracting until you get to know them and realize that they have the intellect on par with that of well trained chimp.
LOL! I know how those can be, big boobs small brains :D

Well Garrovic, that's a bit hypocritic. What if the student is 24 and the teacher 27? I wouldn't see a problem in that :/
 
If that's how she gets by in life, she must be the human equivalent of a used tissue, that is, not very inviting. :p
 
Missed opportunity!
No shit. I mean what is the point behind having that power if you dont abuse it every now and then?

I teach high school. There are a couple girls in my grade 9 class (14-15 yrs) that I wouldn't have been in any way been surprised to see at a night club.

It's a bit distracting until you get to know them and realize that they have the intellect on par with that of well trained chimp.
Having a 16 year old daughter and her friends running through here, I have to agree.
 
Her: "Oh." She gave me a nasty look and wandered out. :rolleyes:

In all seriousness, you'd be well-advised to speak with her only with another person present.

It's her word against yours. If she's willing to take one up the ass for a good grade, she's willing to lie about you making her take one up the ass for a good grade.

Joe, A++
 
Because there are some girls on this world who are vicious, evil creatures, and will start to haunt you, threatening to report you in if you don't do their bidding!

Unfortunately... that's not a joke :(

Oh I know. There are some, I work with 'em... who work the "sexual harassment" control policy at my job to get the men in trouble. HR has caught on and is taking steps to protect people, but the damage has been done.

After the blown out of proportion Tailhook scandal the Navy endured in the early 1990's, sexual harassment policies in both the military and civilian world went out of control. Women would accuse men of harassment and *BOOM* automatic guilt and punishment. The common joke/comment is that it was the fat/ugly/lesbians (or a combination of all three) who were the ones abusing the policy. From that point on, innocent hugs, a pat on the back, or even innocent terms of affection (dear, hon -- oh yes, these are common in the South and contain zero sexual connotation) were thrown out the door for fear of punishment. It was nice to see that the courts wised up to this nonsense by the middle of the decade.
 
Hahahaha, yes quite hot. And her outfit reinforced the idea of what she was offering, in case I wasn't sure.

There are actually quite a few slutty girls at my school. The other profs. and I actually keep a tally of who gets the most sex offers per semester and the winner takes the other out for drinks during finals week. (The guys are just as slutty, but none of them have propositioned me.)


That is just wild. But there is something about male teachers, theres been a few i wouldn't mind DOing for a better grade, of course I wouldn't be so bold to ask :p

I did date a TA for a while, but he was such a loser.. smoked pot and played WOW all day. Lame!
 
Bah... I never had any offers like that during the months I worked as a T.A. I guess my students felt I didn't have enough influence -- or maybe most of them were actually principled. Who knows? Anything's possible. ;)

Elwin Ransom, I commend you on your response. Very entertaining (of course, another response could have also been entertaining, in a completely different way... but we won't go there).
 
I teach several freshman music classes at a large university. Earlier this week, one of the girls in a class came to my office to discuss her grade. She said, word for word, "Professor, I really want an A in your class. I'll do anything you want for it."

I replied: "Really? Anything? Absolutely anything?"

Her: "Yes, anything you want me to do."

Me: "Sounds great. I'd like you to study."

tmyk.gif


Outstanding.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw-HP4F7aVw
 
Because there are some girls on this world who are vicious, evil creatures, and will start to haunt you, threatening to report you in if you don't do their bidding!

Unfortunately... that's not a joke :(

Oh I know. There are some, I work with 'em... who work the "sexual harassment" control policy at my job to get the men in trouble. HR has caught on and is taking steps to protect people, but the damage has been done.

After the blown out of proportion Tailhook scandal the Navy endured in the early 1990's, sexual harassment policies in both the military and civilian world went out of control. Women would accuse men of harassment and *BOOM* automatic guilt and punishment. The common joke/comment is that it was the fat/ugly/lesbians (or a combination of all three) who were the ones abusing the policy. From that point on, innocent hugs, a pat on the back, or even innocent terms of affection (dear, hon -- oh yes, these are common in the South and contain zero sexual connotation) were thrown out the door for fear of punishment. It was nice to see that the courts wised up to this nonsense by the middle of the decade.
While I don't believe that anyone should be fired for a hug or calling someone "hon" these things don't belong in a professional environment. If two people become friends and it is clear between the two of them that it's OK, then why would one of them complain? The complaints would come from someone who wasn't that close to the offender, and it's overly familiar and disrespectful.

I'm a guy, you're a guy, sorry, you can keep your hands to yourself and stop calling me "hun". The woman next to me feels the same way.
 
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