Sex offer from student

[John Picard]

Great answer. Although the alternative would have made for a far more interesting thread.

Would they allow him to post from prison?

He's a college Prof. No prison for banging college girls.

 

[Guartho]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

 

[FPAlpha]

Please tell me you at least went to your bunk and notified the moderator while having her mental picture when you got home.. please

Something tells me i chose the wrong profession.. i remember how slutty some of the girls were when i was in school

 

[Plecostomus]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

And I know it's not just me, but god damn it 16 year-olds weren't that well endowed when I was into 16 year-olds it's getting harder and harder to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals."

 

[Sledder]

Hahahaha, yes quite hot. And her outfit reinforced the idea of what she was offering, in case I wasn't sure.

If only this thread included pictures

 

[FPAlpha]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

And I know it's not just me, but god damn it 16 year-olds weren't that well endowed when I was into 16 year-olds it's getting harder and harder to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals."

Quoted for truth.

I dread the coming spring when all the nice looking girls get back together with the birds from their trip to the south (they have to be gone or i would notice during the winter) and i start

Luckily i can do that since i'm single but even then i feel a little bit like a perv oogling at minors but damn are they well built nowadays (i remember a picture of LeAnn Rimes years ago and nearly lost my mind only to find out she was something like 15 or so ).

 

[Emher]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

And I know it's not just me, but god damn it 16 year-olds weren't that well endowed when I was into 16 year-olds it's getting harder and harder to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals."

I second that QFT!

Just tonight one of my brothers friends stopped by for a bit and brought his sis since they were getting on a bus and just needed to be somewhere warm while waiting for it. And this girl is stunning. I'm talking classical hour glass shape, just the right height, and a fantastic chest, not to mention she kept up pretty well with us three geeks. So naturally it turns out she's fifteen. Oh, that's right, just turned fifteen today.


Bring me my brainsoap!!!

 

[jamestyler]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

And I know it's not just me, but god damn it 16 year-olds weren't that well endowed when I was into 16 year-olds it's getting harder and harder to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals."

The line "She better be legal..." has entered my vocabulary a lot in the past few years because of this. I've had to (un)subtly ask on some occasions and warn a guy off after getting a little frisky with my ex's 15 year old neighbour.

 

[Holdfast]

It sounds like it should be an opening scene joke for Ross in Friends.

Thought number one.

you chose...poorly

Thought number two.

 

[Tomato]

Did you at least cover your butt incase the student tries to turn this around on you?

I know it is all fun and games but be careful.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Elwin Ransom, you had the perfect response. Granted, I was initially interested because I was expecting this story to turn out the other way, but that was just perfect. I'd say you made the right call, fwiw (at the very least, that's grounds for being fired).

 

[TheGodBen]

I teach several freshman music classes at a large university. Earlier this week, one of the girls in a class came to my office to discuss her grade. She said, word for word, "Professor, I really want an A in your class. I'll do anything you want for it."

I replied: "Really? Anything? Absolutely anything?"

Her: "Yes, anything you want me to do."

Me: "Sounds great. I'd like you to study."

Her: "Oh." She gave me a nasty look and wandered out.

I had a friend is school who used to tell this joke all the time, I'm happy to know that it actually does happen for real.

 

[CaptJimboJones]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

And I know it's not just me, but god damn it 16 year-olds weren't that well endowed when I was into 16 year-olds it's getting harder and harder to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals."

Argh, I know. I can't tell you how many times I'm out in public and I'll be admiring some scantily clad "eye candy" and then with a closer look I'll realize she's probably in high school.

 

[BorgMan]

It can go wrong very easily! At my highschool, we had this girl who accused a teacher of touching her. After some time, it became clear that she was lying because he gave a her a (deserved!) bad grade, but it's still just nasty...

Every week I'm atleast two days at my dancing school, and sometimes there's a lower class coming out when we are getting in. ZOMG what's walking around there... *whistles* but then you start to think... think harder... damn, they CAN'T be old enough!

*Do no trust your eyes, young Padawan, for the Pheromones can be deceiving. Young beauty leads to lust, lust leads to sluts... Come, let us practice The Good Replies some more!*

 

[Lookingglassman]

I would have given her an A for effort at least.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I knew I should have become a teacher....

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

University Freshman are generally just barely legal.

And I know it's not just me, but god damn it 16 year-olds weren't that well endowed when I was into 16 year-olds it's getting harder and harder to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals."

Question: Why do you need to be able to tell the "jail bait" from the "legals?" Hmm?

 

[BorgMan]

Because there are some girls on this world who are vicious, evil creatures, and will start to haunt you, threatening to report you in if you don't do their bidding!

Unfortunately... that's not a joke

 

[JAG]

absolutely perfect response.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Because there are some girls on this world who are vicious, evil creatures, and will start to haunt you, threatening to report you in if you don't do their bidding!

Unfortunately... that's not a joke

Oh I know. There are some, I work with 'em... who work the "sexual harassment" control policy at my job to get the men in trouble. HR has caught on and is taking steps to protect people, but the damage has been done.