Sex offer from student

[Elwin Ransom]

I teach several freshman music classes at a large university. Earlier this week, one of the girls in a class came to my office to discuss her grade. She said, word for word, "Professor, I really want an A in your class. I'll do anything you want for it."

I replied: "Really? Anything? Absolutely anything?"

Her: "Yes, anything you want me to do."

Me: "Sounds great. I'd like you to study."

Her: "Oh." She gave me a nasty look and wandered out.

 

[Sledder]

Was she hot?

 

[auntiehill]

Excellent.

Something tells me this ditz isn't an ethics major.

 

[Guartho]

Woah... that started like a porno and ended like Full House.

Still, good for you for being a good teacher and all, but damn it it makes for a disappointing thread.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Hahahaha, yes quite hot. And her outfit reinforced the idea of what she was offering, in case I wasn't sure.

There are actually quite a few slutty girls at my school. The other profs. and I actually keep a tally of who gets the most sex offers per semester and the winner takes the other out for drinks during finals week. (The guys are just as slutty, but none of them have propositioned me.)

 

[jamestyler]

Missed opportunity! Forget the sex (sex can be found anywhere), just start off with standing on one foot and barking like a dog and go from there.

Get it all on tape and you have a YouTube classic.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Woah... that started like a porno and ended like Full House.

Still, good for you for being a good teacher and all, but damn it it makes for a disappointing thread.

Yeah, something about the fact that the students all remind me of my little sister. Blegch.

It is kinda a downer when they are so apathetic to learning. Yet we're not above laughing at them.

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Missed opportunity! Forget the sex (sex can be found anywhere), just start off with standing on one foot and barking like a dog and go from there.

Get it all on tape and you have a YouTube classic.

I will remember that next time.

 

[Guartho]

Real test... next time tell her to bring a friend because you want her to have the extra attention.

Then when she brings a friend tell her that the friend is supposed to tutor her and give her the extra attention she needs.

 

[Plecostomus]

Goddamnit there is no sex being offered by students in this thread.

Reported to moderators for false advertising.

 

[Ashu]

Woah... that started like a porno and ended like Full House.

Still, good for you for being a good teacher and all, but damn it it makes for a disappointing thread.

How rude... [/full house}

 

[Elwin Ransom]

Real test... next time tell her to bring a friend because you want her to have the extra attention.

Then when she brings a friend tell her that the friend is supposed to tutor her and give her the extra attention she needs.

Hehehe, I'm liking this idea as well.

 

[TheBrew]

I thought your original answer was pretty funny. They should make that into a short video.

 

[Emher]

Perfect response! In the short term it's too bad on lost sex, in the long term it's a win for awesome comeback.

 

[jamestyler]

I thought your original answer was pretty funny. They should make that into a short video.

I think so too. It sounds like it should be an opening scene joke for Ross in Friends.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Well, Elwin, you're being smart. ^^

 

[Mallory]

Great answer. Although the alternative would have made for a far more interesting thread.

 

[Sephiroth]

you chose...poorly

 

[Daedalus12]

I teach several freshman music classes at a large university. Earlier this week, one of the girls in a class came to my office to discuss her grade. She said, word for word, "Professor, I really want an A in your class. I'll do anything you want for it."

I replied: "Really? Anything? Absolutely anything?"

Her: "Yes, anything you want me to do."

Me: "Sounds great. I'd like you to study."

Her: "Oh." She gave me a nasty look and wandered out.

Heh it's the perfect script for Jame Gunn's PG porn.

 

[Plecostomus]

Great answer. Although the alternative would have made for a far more interesting thread.

Would they allow him to post from prison?