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For those of us who don't hate the Nu Enterprise but don't love it

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And as for "cheesy," the biggest complaint many folks have over the "new Trek" designs (interior and exterior) is that they... not the TOS ones... are "cheesy." You may not agree... and that's fine.

Most of the things from the 60s looks silly by today's standards. Especially how the 60s envisioned the future.

I, personally, think that the corridor sets look stupid and VERY "cheesy." They make no sense, either practically, or mechanically. I, personally, think that the changes to the exterior of the ship look "cheesy"... expecially the nacelle and nacelle-pylon areas. I think that the all-chrome, spinning-barrel phaser looks "cheesy." I think that the bar-code-scanners on the bridge look "cheesy." I think the plexiglass panels with "circuit board traces" all over the bridge look "cheesy." And I think that the "chevrons all over the fabric" thing looks "cheesy.

So, basically, everything that doesn't look like it's directly lifted from TOS...
 
Based on an analysis of the trailer clips I have concluded that Chekov has no lines in this film.
http://movies.about.com/od/startrek/a/startrek021408.htm
"A big part of getting into the character, Chekov, was figuring out what to do with the accent Koenig adopted for the role.”
It looks like he does have lines.

Yeah, that was the idea. Just as one can't draw the (obviously false) conclusion that Chekov has no lines in the film from the fact that he has no lines in the trailer, one can hardly conclude that there will be no "clear" shots of the Enterprise in the film simply because we don't see her glide majestically past in the trailer. That's just how trailers are cut these days, at least for flicks like this one. That said, I doubt we'll be "treated" to a half-hour flyby of the ship as in TMP. :lol:

I made no "conclusion", but only offered a hypothetical. And with this design, I certainly hope there won't be a detailed flyby. :lol:

Based on what I've seen in the trailer clips, one won't even see the ship that clearly. Apparently the new design is primarily to sell licensed toys.

Ah, the Roddenberry approach then. :rolleyes:

How so?
 
Winky-blinkly lights going on and off in repeating patterns at every manned station look cheesy...

Colored plastic cubes arranged in criss-cross patterns as "control panels" look cheesy...

Static pictures of planets and galaxies mounted above all the stations look cheesy...

Whirling moire patterns as instrument displays look cheesy...

Fiberglass pedestal dinette chairs as station seating look cheesy...
 
Winky-blinkly lights going on and off in repeating patterns at every manned station look cheesy...

Colored plastic cubes arranged in criss-cross patterns as "control panels" look cheesy...

Static pictures of planets and galaxies mounted above all the stations look cheesy...

Whirling moire patterns as instrument displays look cheesy...

Fiberglass pedestal dinette chairs as station seating look cheesy...

By today's standards.
I guess you didn't think they were cheesy when you saw TOS for the first time in the 60s?
 
^^ Nah, I think we all thought they were cheesy then, too :). I'll agree that the bridge needed an update (not to be turned into the lingerie dept. at Macy's, but at least something resembling plausible technology), and the interiors could stand an update (without being turned into generic fiberglas tubes). TOS's sets and corridors actually made sense - with the level of technology they had, it wasn't necessary to festoon every square inch with greeblies, and the walls, floors and ceilings could be smooth and 'homey.' But, yeah, the giant jeweled buttons and the dinette chairs were a bit much - or rather, not nearly enough. It's just too bad that the new sets are a combination of a brewery and all the "plexiglas with printed 'circuitry' on it" that was already cheesy when it was used in Stargate SG-1.
 
There is nothing at all cheesy, cheap or fictional-looking about the exterior of the original starship Enterprise. It looks functional and utilitarian and like an actual spacecraft.

No, actually, it...

Looks awfully simplistic compared to spacecraft being designed for other sci-fi films.
Adding robot puke to the outer hull does not an advanced ship make. The TOS ship looks clean, smooth, and functional. By your rationale, an F-22 Raptor looks dated and cheap because of its smooth hull and "simplistic" design.

Perhaps you can demonstrate how the Constitution class looks simplistic using examples.
 
I agree with you Juan, but the F-22 has panels and rivets. Not completely smooth. So adding an aztec-like pattern to the TOS Enterprise would help I think.
 
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Even that looks too 'liquid' for me, but maybe it's just the quality of the CGI, or that particular image. The Defiant did look good in 'IaMD,' moreso when in motion.

I think they were hell-bent on redesigning it to establish this as something different. It's their prerogative, and I don't mind that. It's a reboot. I just wish it had slightly different results, at least in proportions. I still think there are going to be plot explanations for why it seems to have a TOS/TMP hybrid styling.

In a perfect world, I'd have liked the TOS ship to appeared in a more detailed form, but that just wasn't the case. Even a compromise of some kind would have been nice. As much as I have pained over the design of the NX-01, I honestly would not have minded them taking the NX style and the 1701 style and finding a 'middle ground' to base the design from. Or even the Kelvin styling, which seems to fit that bill a bit.

The outside still doesn't bother me as much as the inside.

I'm going to go dig myself a trench and take cover now. Carry on.
 
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Adding nonsensical clutter just to look ... and I'm waiting for "the gang" to simultaneously have a hissy fit over my use of this term... to look "kewl" is just CHEESY.

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Suppose ... I'm speaking hypothetically, here, so bear with me... but suppose that someone were to use the term "kewl" and nobody noticed or bothered to respond? Or, even better, suppose... speaking again hypothetically... that no one were to use the term "kewl" at all, and were particularly not using the term "kewl" (set off by quotation marks, no less) in such a way as to give the appearance that it might be being used with the intent of goading others into responding to it, whether in hissy fits or otherwise?

Wouldn't that be a wonderful thing? :)
 
Winky-blinkly lights going on and off in repeating patterns at every manned station look cheesy...

Colored plastic cubes arranged in criss-cross patterns as "control panels" look cheesy...

Static pictures of planets and galaxies mounted above all the stations look cheesy...

Whirling moire patterns as instrument displays look cheesy...

Fiberglass pedestal dinette chairs as station seating look cheesy...
Oh, absolutely... and I can't recall anyone ever saying that those elements needed to be kept. In fact, the first two items in your list, here, were ones I mentioned already as being undeniably cheesy. (Winkie-blinkies and cast-resin gumdrops)

The ideal would have been to redo the details... like the things that you and I have both mentioned... without redoing the overall design (shape, size and arrangement, general color scheme - less the colored-gel lighting of course... etc, etc).
 
The ideal would have been to redo the details... like the things that you and I have both mentioned... without redoing the overall design (shape, size and arrangement, general color scheme - less the colored-gel lighting of course... etc, etc).
It looks to me as if they more or less left the general shape, size and arrangement intact, don't you think? For me, maybe the most important thing about the original bridge – and the very reason why it works – is the arrangement of Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Sulu & Chekov and their respective stations. And as per Scott Chambliss, the Production Designer, that's what was important to them, too.
 
I agree with you Juan, but the F-22 has panels and rivets. Not completely smooth. So adding an aztec-like pattern to the TOS Enterprise would help I think.
And that's the sort of detailing we're all pretty much universally agreed upon.

Albeit, not necessarily an "aztek pattern" (which, recall, is a term coined to represent the "aztek-style hieroglyphics" appearance of the repeating patter in the paneling on the TMP ship... not a real "technical" term). Rather... clear (if subtle) paneling... what we sometimes call "aztek"... is one such tool.

The TOS-R version (primarily the second one) is great. Darren Docherman's version is great. Prof. M's ship is great. Vektor's "modified" version is great, as is the TOS.5 version (both of which can be seen in the art forum here). Dennis's various takes on it were pretty good (albeit typically deviating further from the mark than I'd have preferred. Hell, even Gabe's pretty dramatic take on it kept the basic proportions and appearances.

These show a sort of sliding scale... from those which were intended to completely replicate the TOS ship (but with a greater level of resolution) to those which were intended to be dramatically different in the details but still look like the original.

They all kept the basic configuration, and the basic details. And all of them, without exception, would have been better choices than what we're seeing in the "alt-universe" we've seen in this film so far.

Of course... it IS an "alt-universe." So there's still no reason to conclude (other than by listening to people on this BBS who know nothing more than any of the rest of us do) that the movie won't give us a much more "TOS-ish" ship for the final sequences (post-reset-button).
 
It looks to me as if they more or less left the general shape, size and arrangement intact, don't you think?
No, I don't. The ship isn't the same shape or arrangement, except insofar as it has two nacelles over a secondary hull which is itself under a primary hull.

The TMP 1701 was much closer in size and shape to the original E than the "2009" E is.

And the interior sets are much different as well. The bridge isn't circular, just for one example. The new bridge has more in common with the Voyager bridge than with the TOS 1701 bridge.
For me, maybe the most important thing about the original bridge – and the very reason why it works – is the arrangement of Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Sulu & Chekov and their respective stations. And as per Scott Chambliss, the Production Designer, that's what was important to them, too.
Well, Scott Chambliss has said a few other things that give a lot of us pause over why he did what he did, so I'm not sure quoting the guy whose work is being criticized is the best way to defend his own work. Of COURSE he, personally, thinks he got it right.

As for the general arrangement... Uhura is much further away from Kirk, and there's no railing in between (for McCoy to lean on as he so often did in TOS). The distance between Kirk and either Sulu or Chekov is much further (and it's not like the space is being well-used... the advantage of a large console is limited to "how far your arms can reach" after all). How many times did Kirk leap forward to the helm console in TOS? In the new bridge, he'll have to take a short jog to get there, won't he?

Nitpicking? Not so much... because the point was "keeping the same general size, shape and arrangement. And it's not "the same" at all.

Better? Worse? We can dispute that all day long. But "the same?" Not remotely.
 
A rounded room with a big viewer, a single chair for the captain at the center, Sulu and Chekov sitting in front of it, Uhura sitting behind and Spock to its side.

Sounds and looks like "the same general size, shape and arrangement" to me. But our mileage seems to vary.
 
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