Nero need Red Matter to make a Black Hole. Captain Robau just needs pure will power and his are always bigger.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Plecostomus
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Captain Robau decided to pay Deep Space Nine a visit. When the dust cleared the only one still standing was Sisko. Sisko whup'd Robau so hard he had to chew a hole through space-time and hide in the Gamma Quadrent for awhile. He spent a decade beating up these pie-faced syrup bastards then went back to his proper reality.
...and that kids is the TRUE story of how the wormhole was created.
...and that kids is the TRUE story of how the wormhole was created.
Captain Robau is the key to the apocalypse.
Captain Robau IS the Apocalypse.
42 is the Meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything...because it's Captain Robau's favorite number, age, AND social security number.
Captain Robau's got a lot of captain in him.
Matt Parkman doesn't really control people's minds; he just fools them into believing that he's Captain Robau.
What the whales really told the probe: "If you don't leave RIGHT NOW, the humans are going to go back in time again and retrieve Captain Robau."
The Omega particle is really just Captain Robau Lite.
Captain Robau eats temporal paradoxes for breakfast, and shits them out as continuity before lunch.
Captain Robau's got a lot of captain in him.
Matt Parkman doesn't really control people's minds; he just fools them into believing that he's Captain Robau.
What the whales really told the probe: "If you don't leave RIGHT NOW, the humans are going to go back in time again and retrieve Captain Robau."
The Omega particle is really just Captain Robau Lite.
Captain Robau eats temporal paradoxes for breakfast, and shits them out as continuity before lunch.
Captain Robau is packed with an entire day's worth of essential vitamins and minerals.
Captain Robau taught Skynard how to play Freebird.
Captain Robau does not need a microphone, his voice is f*cking POWERFUUUULL!
Richard Nixon may have invented the Internet, but Captain Robau invented Richard Nixon.
We are to Q as Q is to Captain Robau.
A woman once tried to endure a sexual experience with Captain Robau. She is now called the Borg Queen.
Captain Robau once made a warp core out of a piece of twine and MacGuyver's entrails.
Captain Robau does not need a microphone, his voice is f*cking POWERFUUUULL!
Richard Nixon may have invented the Internet, but Captain Robau invented Richard Nixon.
We are to Q as Q is to Captain Robau.
A woman once tried to endure a sexual experience with Captain Robau. She is now called the Borg Queen.
Captain Robau once made a warp core out of a piece of twine and MacGuyver's entrails.
You have not experienced Shakespeare until Captain Robau has read it to you.
Captain Robau shoots phasers out of his eyes.
Captain Robau has the power to purge an entire universe of life using just his rage.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau can do many things, but he can't make a decent plate of fried chicken.
This just in: He also drinks LIGHT BEER.
This just in: He also drinks LIGHT BEER.
Captain Robau's wit is so sharp, that he can cut a diamond in half just by calling it a "spoony bard".
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau's Maserati does 145... then he lost his license/now he can't drive.
He doesn't need to drive. His badassery is capable of warping the fabric of space/time itself.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Doesn't NEED to drive but he enjoys being pulled over by cops, hauled into court and standing in front of the judge and announcing "Do you fuckers know who I am?! I'm MOTHERFUCKING CAPTAIN ROBAU" just to see the looks on their faces.
Most times he gets off with a fine or a warning, except that one time in Fairvill between Newark and Sodus. That judge was a total ass.
Notice I say "was." 20 years later they've only found .011% of his corpse.
Captain Robau doesn't need to have visual stimulation to orgasm. He just thinks of his own badassness.
Captain Robau doesn't get pulled over by cops. He pulls cops over.
Captain Robau and Nero are going to start a heavy metal cover band together.
The Badass is strong in Robau. Full of the Win Side, he is.
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