There's a line in Watchmen about how Dr. Manhattan can't be everywhere at once (or similar). When Captain Robau heard this, he scoffed and called Dr. Manhattan a slacker.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Captain Robau is so badass the only reason we exist is because he allows other forms of life in HIS universe.
Plecostomus
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Captain Robau is Plecostomus' great-great-great-great grandson.
But he's also Plecostomus after having his name legally changed.
Stable time loops can be a bitch.
Silence fool or I'll seduce your mother again.
Ahem.
The Official Captain Robau Burger King burger will be the Angry Whopper, but instead of beef they are going to replace the meat with a space-shuttle heat-shield tile.
The Burger King comercial tie-in for the movie will just be 6 minutes of Robau beating the King to death. It will cause Burger King profits to double every 5 minutes after it airs.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau doesn't mind making it your way right away at Burger King now... but lets be reasonable.
Captain Robau doesn't wear a cup to protect his junk, he protects the cup with his junk.
Captain Robau IS the Burger King, bitches.
No Captain Robau is the Burger GOD!
He once flame-broiled an entire species for daring to tell him his bald head looked funny.
Robau is The Human Flame!!!!
Robau has it HIS way...every day.
^or an Angry Whopper at McDonalds.
Captain Robau delivers whoopass in under 30 minutes or else your asskicking is free.
^
That wasn't right.
That wasn't right.
I LOVE wikipedia.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Captain Robau hereby declares The Bridges Of Madison County the Most Badass Book Ever.
All complaints can be sent to shutyourfuckingyaphole@badassmofo.com
All complaints can be sent to shutyourfuckingyaphole@badassmofo.com
Captain Robau declared jihad on the Hot Pocket.
Captain Robau killed Santa Claus and then had a threesome with Mrs. Claus and Rudolph....
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