Facts About Captain Robau

[Plecostomus]

Doesn't NEED to drive but he enjoys being pulled over by cops, hauled into court and standing in front of the judge and announcing "Do you fuckers know who I am?! I'm MOTHERFUCKING CAPTAIN ROBAU" just to see the looks on their faces.

Most times he gets off with a fine or a warning, except that one time in Fairvill between Newark and Sodus. That judge was a total ass.

Notice I say "was." 20 years later they've only found .011% of his corpse.

Captain Robau doesn't get pulled over by cops. He pulls cops over.

Lately, yes. But there was a time long ago...

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is Plecostomus' great-great-great-great grandson.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

All your base are belong to Captain Robau.

Robau sets up everyone else the bomb.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau is the cure for Infection.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is Plecostomus' great-great-great-great grandson.

It's a true shame how the bloodline has been diluted. The badass is just not as strong in him as it could be.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau is Plecostomus' great-great-great-great grandson.

It's a true shame how the bloodline has been diluted. The badass is just not as strong in him as it could be.

There's always traveling FORWARD in time to smack some sense into him.

 

[Plecostomus]

Captain Robau is Plecostomus' great-great-great-great grandson.

It's a true shame how the bloodline has been diluted. The badass is just not as strong in him as it could be.

There's always traveling FORWARD in time to smack some sense into him.

...and that kids is the source of the explosion that wiped out the Romulan Star Empire in the 24th century.

 

[cooleddie74]

It's a true shame how the bloodline has been diluted. The badass is just not as strong in him as it could be.

There's always traveling FORWARD in time to smack some sense into him.

...and that kids is the source of the explosion that wiped out the Romulan Star Empire in the 24th century.

GENIUS!

 

[Aragorn]

Robau knows how fun it is to stay the YMCA.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau could probably kill Doctor Manhattan.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Captain Robau is Plecostomus' great-great-great-great grandson.

But he's also Plecostomus after having his name legally changed.

Stable time loops can be a bitch.

 

[Aragorn]

The world will look up and shout, "Save us!" And I'll whisper," No... you should get Robau instead."

 

[Hartzilla2007]

The reason Doctor Manhattan is bald is that he is paying homage to Robau.

 

[Aragorn]

Windows Vista could be completely bug-free and run perfectly if Robau threatened it to get its act together.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau never...EVER goes ass-to-mouth.

 

[Captain MAJ]

^Except with himself

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau greenlighted the Egg-and-Mooby Muffin.

 

[Aragorn]

When Robau says he won't go see a movie, he only says it once. He doesn't post the same thing 500,000 times on a message board (with a "hey, look at me!" intent), only to go see the movie more times than everyone else combined.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Captain Robau is the reason Star Trek (2009) will be available in I-max and for this we thank him.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau logs onto IMDB.com just to look for his own work.