Movie Caption Contest #77: Rising to the Occasion

[Triskelion]

Vulcans: Aaaaahhhhhhhh. <all fart>.

Data: Besides my complete lack of fishing tackle, angling experience or bait, I don't see how I can get salmon, octopus, king prawn, Dover sole and bream all from a single alien lake.
Picard: You have your orders, Mr Data.

Koenig: Alien Autopsy? Vhat kind of name is that for a film?

 

[Cky]

"Is it a bird?" "It's it a plane?" "No! It's Kirk again! Run for your lives!!!"

The Ba'ku's annual skinny dipping event was quickly cancelled as soon as Data picked up Rosie O'Connell on his scanner.

Kirk: Somebody get a rabbi in here to bless this chicken, today, we go coisure
Chekov: ...Vhat?

 

[Toban Kal]

It's the 22nd century and the airports are still plagued by planespotters

Data: No matter what I do captain I cannot get a signal on my phone.
Picard: Keep wandering Mr Data, you're bound to get one bar eventually.

I vos just sayng to my agent I don't want to do another movie. next thing I know, I vake up here.
Shatner had to go to some extraordinary lengths to gather the cast forStar Trek IV

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "I told Sarek not to buy a house next to the airport, but no, he wanted his damn swimming pool."

Data: "Scans indicate the two women on the left are clones, Captain."

Kelley: "Look, which one of us is a pretend doctor? Someone better check his prostate."

Koenig: "What?"

 

[Piper]

Saavik: Can you see them waving? I can't see them waving. I don't think they're waving to us.
Amanda: I don't think they are. Let's not wave to them either.
Saavik: Ha yeah, that'll show them.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Amanda: About time, I was running out of fresh linens for them. Talk about overstaying your welcome.

 

[Triskelion]

- It's hot.
- It's the humidity.
- Yup.

- Sir, I'm not sure throwing the Easter egg to the bottom of the lake is in keeping with the spirit of the holiday -
- Data, don't be a wet blanket.
- Yes sir.
- Oh and Data?
- Yes sir?
- I order you not to displace water.
- Yes sir.

Leonard: See this jacket? It's Members Only. That means, members only, chumps.
Koenig: Please don't anesthetize me until my lawyer gets here.

 

[Nerys Myk]

AMANDA: I for one welcome our new Klingon overlords.

DATA: The tricorder is definitely picking up signs of water.

NIMOY: I'm telling you, the baby ain't mine!

 

[Candlelight]

"I hope Sulu doesn't crash into that lake"

"Captain, I am picking up traces of Klingon debris in the lake"

"You were lucky you didn't drown in the lake"

The reason why Sulu left the Enterprise and took command of the Excelsior.

 

[Piper]

Brent (thinking): Oh yes, I see, once again I get wet while the rest stay on dry ground. It's been this way ever since Farpoint. Next movie I'm writing.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Captain, I am reading a great deal of two molecules of hydrogen combined with oxygen...
Picard: There's water, you tin-plated redundant boob!

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"I hope Starfleet is merciful to them."

AMANDA:"Don't get your hopes up. My son died owing hundreds of credits in late fees on subspace movies."

DATA:"Curious.

Why is my tricorder detecting bad critical reviews and subpar box office returns on this world??"

SHATNER:"Don't worry, Walter.

Leonard knows what he's doing in this shot. Besides, De will be just off to the side with the heart paddles just in case."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"I never had the heart to tell them they parked the ship in a no-landing zone in a religious shrine area. The subspace fines are going to be RIDICULOUS."

 

[Candlelight]

"Bye son! Don't die again!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Amanda: "You did call the Vulcan Defense Command to remind them not to shoot down their bird of prey."

Saavik: "Oops."

 

[cooleddie74]

AMANDA:"Great.

Kirk and my son left the blinker on.

Idiots."

 

[Mistral]

Saavik: "I got the engines, the shields and the weapons on-line. I even fixed the fax machine and the cappuccino maker. So I forgot one little thing, so sue me!"

Amanda: "Yeah, but, c'mon Saavik! Life support?"

 

[Toban Kal]

Picard: Data, where are you going?
Data: The only place I can to escape the reviews of this movie, sir.

 

[cooleddie74]

SAAVIK:"I didn't have the courage to tell Spock the child is his."

AMANDA:"Just say it's Kirk's, dear.

He's used to it by now."

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Be careful, Mister Data.

With the recent Starfleet budget cuts and bailout difficulties, I'm not sure we can afford to dry your body out and repair and damaged circuits."