It's a Female!

[Saratoga NX-3842]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right. I'm sure I'll be paid back for every horrible thing I ever did to women in my younger days.

This pregnancy has suddenly become so much more real to me with little Ava Quinn growing in there.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right. I'm sure I'll be paid back for every horrible thing I ever did to women in my younger days.

Congratulations, dude.

As for payback: You can do the same. When your daughter brings a boyfriend home, you can just happen to be sitting there cleaning your gun. Chalk outlines on the front porch might also work.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right.

$100 says she has you wrapped around her finger within a week.

Congrats.

 

[Mallory]

Congrats Saratoga! You're about to be blessed in a lot of ways.

 

[Neroon]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right.

$100 says she has you wrapped around her finger within a week.

Congrats.

You think it will take that long? Our daughter had me wrapped about 30 secs after she was born, right about the time she was placed in my arms.


Saratoga, incredible news! You will never witness anythign more amazing than this birth. "Ava Quinn" is an exotic and interesting name these days. What's your inspiration for choosing that?

 

[RoJoHen]

If you consider poop and pee blessings...

 

[Rÿcher]

ain't nothing sweeter than a little girl!

muy mucho congrats, man!

get the shotgun ready!

 

[JAG]

Welcome to fatherhood. Having a little girl is the absolute best. I would not trade it for anything.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right.

$100 says she has you wrapped around her finger within a week.

Congrats.

You think it will take that long?

Eh, I figured I'd get my $100 if I gave it that long.

 

[Rÿcher]

want to know when I was wrapped around Olivia's?

 

[trampledamage]

Awesome news! I wish you, your wife and little Ava a very happy new year!

Baby girls are wonderful and having a girl first gives you some practice at coping with pee before you get a boy and have to deal with a directional jet...

 

[Cayla]

Congrats Saratoga!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

It's a truly joyous announcement. Congratulations!

 

[Holdfast]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right. I'm sure I'll be paid back for every horrible thing I ever did to women in my younger days.

This pregnancy has suddenly become so much more real to me with little Ava Quinn growing in there.

Congratulations!

[Chandler Bing] I think something's attacking the Enterprise [/Chandler Bing]

 

[May 20]

Congratulations!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right. I'm sure I'll be paid back for every horrible thing I ever did to women in my younger days.

This pregnancy has suddenly become so much more real to me with little Ava Quinn growing in there.

Many congratulations to you and your wife. What a beautiful name. Oh gosh, your life is going to change...

 

[Amaris]

So my wife, who is seven months pregnant, finally had her ultra sound today. And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed, but I think it will be all right. I'm sure I'll be paid back for every horrible thing I ever did to women in my younger days.

This pregnancy has suddenly become so much more real to me with little Ava Quinn growing in there.

Congratulations!

I want to be a daddy someday, too. I hope you cherish every moment, and I pray you the best.

J.

 

[Small White Car]

And it's a little girl. I admit I was a little dissapointed...

Ok, dude, thanks to the Wayback archives this statement will be online until the end of time.

Now you have to make sure she never learns about this screen name when she gets older. If she does, you just bought her 3 more years of therapy.

But hey, mistakes are common the first few months. Don't worry, you can pretty much mess this stuff up for the whole first year and she'll still turn out fine!

 

[CaptJimboJones]

Congrats! As the father of a 5-month-old baby girl, I can assure you that she'll steal your heart the instant you first see her.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Congratulations, Saratoga NX-3842. Will she be registering as NX-3842-A?