Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "Who's in this room?"

Kirk: "Captain Pike. Severe shell shock. Thinks he's John F. Kennedy."

Pike: "I decide when this nation goes to war!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"I sure could use a jelly doughnut right now. Kirk, why don't you make yourself useful, for a change?
See if you can scrounge up a plate of Bismarcks before we attack; get enough for everyone!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Kirk, how many are on our tail?"

"Six sir, they're moving in... *sneezes* ...oh my god a dozen more! And a blimp, a big shiny green blimp! And it's heading south!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"IIIIIIII'm Chris Pike the second, I am! Chris Pike the second, I am, I am!

I replaced Jeff Hunter whatsmore...he was Pike only ONCE before..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Hate to break it to you, but technically he's the third Pike.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Quick!!

Make way!!

Pretender to the Velour Throne comin' through!!"

"What the devil are you putting in that?

Retconned, CGI, continuity-altering ice?"

 

[cooleddie74]

Hate to break it to you, but technically he's the third Pike.

I know. I know. But for the purposes of the caption...shaddup.

 

[Nerys Myk]

(Benny Hill music starts)

 

[cooleddie74]

[Bob Seger]"Against the wind...

I'm retconned now but still runnin' against the wind..."[/Bob Seger]

 

[cooleddie74]

"Please transmit the following message to the alien ship, Lieutenant...



(*Clears throat*)


BEEP.



That's it. Send it."

 

[Classic Fan]

Pike: "Kirk, why do i get the feeling this mass radiation leak will be the death of me?"
Kirk: "Dunno, Sir. Weve all, bar you and Spock and his 'Second set of vulcan biological radiation field' been inoculated against this type of radiation."

 

[Balthier the Great]

Why does Scotty always mop the floors during Red Alerts?

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: How was I suppose to know she was the Captain's daughter!!!??

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Kirk: Captain, didn't you serve under Oveur in Starfleet?
Pike: No, not directly. Technically Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Kirk: So you were under Oveur and over Unger?
Pike: So you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

 

[Outpost4]

Pike was always organizing relay races to improve ship morale.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Kirk, how many are on our tail?"

"Six sir, they're moving in... *sneezes* ...oh my god a dozen more! And a blimp, a big shiny green blimp! And it's heading south!"

"We need clearance to dock at Starbase 30...something!"
"30-something's been cancelled."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Pike: Kirk, whats the fastest animal on earth?

Kirk: The cheetah!

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike was always organizing relay races to improve ship morale.

I've been waiting for Running Spock to make an appearance.

 

[Outpost4]

Glad to predictably provide!

 

[Candlelight]

"I don't know who you people are but you can get off my goddamn bridge now!"
"I'm tired of being resposible for who lives and who dies"
"Buddy, do I look like I care?"
"BEEP BEEP"
"Hey, R2, take a hike, you're just a walking cliche in fandom now"
"BEEP-"
"YES I KNOW YOU CAN'T WALK! LEAVE ME ALONE!"