Trek XI Caption Contest #5: Nerd Alert! Nerd Alert!

[Woulfe]

Sweet, I got a win....

Star Trip - XI can't get no, satisfaction....

Kirk : RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY....

Pike : Fffffffffiiiiiiirrrrrrreeeeeeee Ppppphhhhaaaaassssseeeerrrrrrrrssssssss

Kirk : Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooo bbbbeeeellllaaayyyy ttthhhaaatttt pppphhhaaasserrrrrr ooooorrrrrderrrrrr

Well, some things never change, do they ?

- W -
* Smirks *

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for another win!

Kirk: Did you hear that... they've shut down the reactors... we'll be destroyed for sure... this is madness!

Pike: Damn Talosians and their illusions; this doesn't look like my ship nor do I look like Jeffery Hunter.

 

[26138]

PIKE: Jim, do you like movies about gladiators?

PIKE: Jim, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

 

[Rat Boy]

PIKE: Jim, do you like movies about gladiators?

PIKE: Jim, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Pike: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Pike: "Jim, whats your impression of this Nero character?"

Kirk: "I'm sorry, I don't do impressions!"

 

[Trekker4747]

Kirk: Captain, there's something off our port bow!
Pike: The port bow? What is it?
Kirk: It's the part of the ship, off to our left, but that's not important right now.

 

[Skywalker]

Bones: "Dammit, Jim! What the hell is going on?"
Kirk: "The fanboys have seen the new trailer! Run!"

Pike: "All hands to battle stations! Target the fanboy warship and open fire!"

 

[Ghrakh]

Kirk: What do you think?

Pike: Looks good, but could you trim a little more off the top?

 

[Sector 7]

"Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now!"

"Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?"

 

[Trekker4747]

"Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?"

Ok, I guess it's been long enough for us to use that and for it to be funny again.

 

[Outpost4]

Pike: Mr. Kirk, you'll remember this moment for the rest of your life.
Kirk: I don't think so.

 

[Outpost4]

Pike received a perverse pleasure calling General Quarters just after the floors were waxed.

 

[Sector 7]

"Where will you be when your diarrhea strikes?"

Ok, I guess it's been long enough for us to use that and for it to be funny again.

I gave myself permission; I needed no other.

 

[Gertch]

"Thank God for these floors or we'd never have known that's Sulu in the pantyless skirt."

 

[Trekker4747]

Are we running on the floor or the ceiling?

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Red alert!"

Kirk: "Red alert? What is it?"

Pike: "It's a defensive posture where we raise shields and arm weapons, but that's not important right now."

 

[Trekker4747]

Pike: "Red alert!"

Kirk: "Red alert? What is it?"

Pike: "It's a defensive posture where we raise shields and arm weapons, but that's not important right now."

Beat you to it.

 

[Super Grover]

Kirk, can you pilot this ship and land it safe?
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

 

[Candlelight]

"We have clearance, Clarence."
"Roger, Roger, whats our vector, Victor?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Pike: "I will pistol whip the next guy who quotes Airplane"