Movie Caption Contest #67: Sorry About the Mess

[Candlelight]

Harriman could barely contain himself - that glue-on-the-railing gag had almost paid for itself.

"All this reminscing... I remember the first time I banged Troi... it was over there on what used to be Data's console..."

 

[Candlelight]

"Open... oh damned if I can remember the password"

 

[Rat Boy]

Vomit's farewell tour was one for the record books.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"The bulkhead for Deck 15, Section 21-Alpha.... won't be installed until Tuesday."

 

[Gertch]

"A shark tank without sharks laddie?"
"Tuesday..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Vomit's farewell tour was one for the record books.

Then the acid took affect.

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Both crews: WE ARE SO GROUNDED!

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN:"DEAR HEAVENS...





Look at all the extra space we have now!!!"

RIKER:"Think Starfleet is going to come down on us for this?"

PICARD:"Is the Space Pope crocodilian?"

 

[cooleddie74]

HARRIMAN:"I am sooooo sorry. I...I don't know what to say.




Well, who's up for Corn Dogs and some mac and cheese?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Harriman: "I'm sorry... you were in my blindspot, and my sideview mirrors don't come in until tuesday."

Picard: "Bitch, consider your ass sued."

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Chekov: My God! Look at dis mess de Nexus made out of dis room!

Harriman: Nexus, my ass! Our computer analysis shows it took a nice clean chunk out of the hull... the rest of this disaster is courtesy of Captain Kirk's second and third helping of Risan Barbeque Beans at the pre-launch banquet.

"Christ, Will, after turning down commands of the Melbourne, Voyager and Equinox and seeing what happened to them plus the Enterprise, I hope you won't mind if I log a recommendation that you stay the fuck away from the new Enterprise-E."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"Damn.

My good carry-on luggage vas in here."

"Look on the bright side, Will.

For once, neither of us did something stupid."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Well.

No point tellin' him we farted in his orbital skydiving suit now."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: I can see my house from here.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Och. I thought more people would come to my midnight showing of Battlefield: Earth."

 

[Cky]

Scotty and Chekov quickly realise that Kirk had slipped viagra with their morning coffee.

Picard: Well you don't see that every day.

Riker: I can't make it out sir, what is it?

Picard: ...William Shatner dressed as a chicken doing the safety dance.

 

[Triskelion]

Chekov (thinking): Tonight Scott goes through the seven stages of grief: toasted, melancholy, pissed, steaming, sloshed, blootered, and shit-faced. Tomorrow, back to the manic side of manic depression.

You were right, Number One. Anger Management Group Therapy can't hold a candle to a full spread of photon torpedoes.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "It's a pity my ready room's nude crotch-shot posters of Rosie O'Donnell didn't survive, but life goes on, eh, Numbah One?"

 

[Cky]

Big LOL @ up.

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"But...he...he had de combinations to our workout lockers."

SCOTTY:"I bloody KNEW I'd stay fat for the rest of me life."

"Don't worry, Will. I have a triple indemnity clause on the ship. And it just so happens temporal nexii come with all recent Quadrant Farm policies."