TOS Caption Contest #111 - Fighting Back

[cooleddie74]

TONIA:"I'm a lucky young woman."

McCOY:"And so am I."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORST DANCING WITH THE OFFICERS audition ever.

 

[Mistral]

"You were wrong, Jim. She's not a Vulcan. She's not even a she-I checked!"

 

[Mistral]

Totally fed up with his histrionic style, a couple of the extras dragged Shatner out back for some "acting" lessons.

 

[Rat Boy]

When Kirk started putting on a few pounds, McCoy had security strap him to the treadmill.

 

[Outpost4]

I love how the photoshopped "fat" Kirk has become the defacto Kirk in this contest.

Truth hurts.

 

[Gertch]

"Once you go Caitian you wont go back again."

 

[Rat Boy]

I love how the photoshopped "fat" Kirk has become the defacto Kirk in this contest.

Truth hurts.

It's so close that I don't think many people notice.

 

[M'Sharak]

[...]


This may sound like a joke, but the dog?

He doesn't mind.

Joe, expressed

I love how the photoshopped "fat" Kirk has become the defacto Kirk in this contest.

Truth hurts.

It's so close that I don't think many people notice.

Reading down this page, before I got to Outpost4's comment, I was thinking to myself "was that tunic always like that?" I had to go back and look again because I hadn't noticed the change when it was introduced.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I don't care if McCoy has perscribed Jenny Craig. It didn't work for Savaak!

 

[Triskelion]

What Photoshop?

Yo, ding dong, man! Ding dong, ding dong, yo!

She corrected my grammar so I corrected her posture!

 

[Shatmandu]

Barrows: "You heard why Sulu was kicked out of the Botany Lab?"
McCoy: "Yep. Beauregard got ahold of a pen."

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: I've never screwed a Vulcan before.

 

[Shatmandu]

^^^ I was wondering about that.

Barrows: "The fake Vulcan ears really do it for you, huh?"
McCoy: "Yeah. Wish we could fake the dual vaginas ..."

McCoy: "You were good, but your mother was better."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I want my Cheezy Poofs! Respect my authoritah!"

 

[Shatmandu]

The crew was shocked when they learned who had been shoplifting the Cheetos from Deck Three's commisary.

 

[Sector 7]

McCain picked Palin for his running mate after a brief meeting in Alaska.

 

[Sector 7]

I swear, I meant no harm. I only wanted a lock of Zach Efron's hair!

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Don't MAKE me pwn your asses in Esperanto!!!"

McCOY:"Think you feel good now?

Wait until gravity takes effect."

 

[cooleddie74]

Yet one more tragic example of ALPHACORN subspace voter registration fraud meets with justice.