Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Surprise!

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Didn't I tell you getting the Spice Channel on the bridge would be good for crew morale?"

 

[Classic Fan]

McCoy: "What the hell are they all looking at?"
Kirk: "I dont know."
Chekov: "Look at zem all, zey are all staring at us. But vot for? Vot have ve done?"
Uhura: "Nothing, yet."
Sulu: "Yeah, we havnt been released yet. Their picking this and other pictures to pieces until they find out what the hell is going on. They wont give up, theyre..."
Scott *frowning angryly*: "...Star Trek fans!!!!!!!!!"

 

[ancient]

Where the hell are the jellybeans?

 

[nil_jones]

McCoy: Damnit, Spock, the Kelvin is being shot to all hell. This is no time to show off your one-handed CPR!

 

[ancient]

McCOY: "Uh, where did this tacky shag-carpet come from?"

KIRK: "Get that thing off my bridge! I can't stand it!"

KIRK: "This red floor is way better than that stupid purple rug."

SPOCK: "Who touched my f***ing rug?!"

KIRK: "...it...was...Chekov..."

 

[James Bond]

Look! The TrekBBS posters are talking about us.

Urban: What the hell is a "canon?"

McCoy: Hey...you...Spock! Did you tell "curly-top" over here that he should come to the bridge? No no no no -- We thought we all agreed that he needs to stay below-decks for about a year so Khan can see him.
What the hell were you thinking, you green-blooded half-breed canon-destroyer.

This contest is over. Give this guy the $10,000.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: He's dead, Doc.

MCCOY: What? Say that again.

SPOCK: He's dead, Doc?

MCCOY: Can I use that?

 

[M'Sharak]

"What do you mean, you forgot the KFC?"​

 

[Rat Boy]

This contest is over. Give this guy the $10,000.

Hey, look, I'm not made out of money, you now.

 

[26138]

I'm probably going to that special hell for this, but...

The uniforms of the new Star Trek movie were deemed incomplete until the appropriate headgear was donned.

 

[Sector 7]

I'm probably going to that special hell for this, but...

The uniforms of the new Star Trek movie were deemed incomplete until the appropriate headgear was donned.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

 

[James Bond]

No. No, we really don't.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

But it's a sombrero!

Clearly, the height of modern comedy.

 

[Skywalker]

Bah! Nevermind.

 

[Amaris]

No. No, we really don't.

But it's a sombrero!

Clearly, the height of modern comedy.

Bah! Nevermind.

Face it guys. This is going on forever.



J.

 

[Skywalker]

Actually, I'm totally cool with the sombrero thing (remember my Bond avatar?). I made a "there are four sombreros" joke before noticing the tiny sombreros on Scotty and Sulu.

 

[Nerys Myk]

URBAN: I don't get it. What's with the hats?

 

[Skywalker]

McCoy: "Spock, you green-blooded son of a bitch! Where's your damn sombrero?"
Spock (off-screen): "My apologies, Doctor. I did not realize that today was, if I remember correctly, 'Cinco de Mayo.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

URBAN: Green cards???

PEGG: We're screwed Anton!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

No. No, we really don't.

But it's a sombrero!

Clearly, the height of modern comedy.

Bah! Nevermind.

Face it guys. This is going on forever.



J.

I'm actually a strong proponent of Sombreros, I was just trying to sound like I disapproved. It's a post-modern post-ironic post-joke.

Sulu: "Don't call me Tiny-Sombrero."