TOS Caption Contest #107: The Inmate Runs The Asylum

[NathanielM]

REDSHIRT: <singing alone with Jagger and the stones>

"I can't get no.... nah nah nahhhh nah nah anha I can't no.... nah nah nahhhh nah nah anha."

Scotty <muttering> Damn ya, this is no time for Mick Jagger impressions.

 

[Gertch]

Everyone marches to the beat of a different drum. And some are obviously tone deaf.

 

[cooleddie74]

Kirk's devious plan to distract the Klingon guards with several massive and revolting farts worked like a charm.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"We've gotta get you a LASS, laddie.

Any more of this perverted air-wanking on the bloody bridge and I'm gonna toss my lunch."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, rolling eyes: "Yes, Captain, when you lean back on the chair for your big finish, I shall be sure to activate the water-dropping mechanism."

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: Can we get more power to the thrusters Scotty!
Scotty: I canna do it Captain! Airdrum dampeners are overloading! He's gonna roll!

You were right Spock. Watching Scotty argue with a mule is worth missing the playoffs.

 

[M'Sharak]

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Spock, rolling eyes: "Yes, Captain, when you lean back on the chair for your big finish, I shall be sure to activate the water-dropping mechanism."

Had to think about that for a second.

 

[highlander]

Scotty: "I see ya got inta the Captain's stash laddie."
Redshirt: "Dude...new Simpsons and Family Guy tonight."
Scotty: "Aye, I plan to be trippin balls myself."

 

[highlander]

Chekhov had a C note on the Chiefs. Sulu just liked to look at their butts.

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekhov had a C note on the Chiefs. Sulu just liked to look at their butts.

Sulu: "That tight end really does look like a wide receiver."

 

[Outpost4]

Redshirt: Eight bottles of beer on the wall/Eight bottles of beer...
Scotty: Outpost canna change out this contest soon enough.

 

[Gagarin]

It was thought the blinking lights were calming to those who had suffered blows to the head while on away mission security detail. Scotty thought he just liked to sit and wait for yeoman.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Captain, next time I will choose the Halloween Costumes.

Sulu: Mr. Spock, the screen!
Spock: Report.
Chekov: We have found the Keptin, Trelane has trapped him in a terrible, mind-destroying prison.
Spock: Fascinating, he is front row center for the 2008 Emmy Awards.

Scotty: Scotty here Sir.
Kirk: (over comm) Scotty, we're about to beam down for a very dangerous mission and would like an extra man, can you think of anyone who would be good for the job?
Scotty: I can indeed Captain...

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov, addressing intercraft: "Vould Ensign Mike Hawk report to Keptin Kirk right away? Keptin Kirk wery much vants to see Mike Hawk. <giggles, hangs up>"