TNG Caption This #139 - "String Theory"

[cultcross]

That's it for the last contest, folks - Some really great entries this time, was very hard picking a winner!

The first image was won pretty quickly by newcomer Scarebaby, who wins despite suggesting democracy () in caption contests....
I think is one of the cleverest captions I've seen in a while - I so didn't notice this when I posted it - expect great things from you, young padawan.

Counsellor Troi: What do you think they'll say about us this time, sir?
Capt. Picard: *sigh* I have no idea. The "Caption Picture Day" always makes me feel uncomfortable.

As for the second image, lots of good entries for this one but I liked this one for Data's expression:

"Curious.

I wonder how far this carpet will continue to unravel."

Good job, both of you.

This time, your challenges are:

 

[Kirby]

Data: I am sorry for your loss Captain, but if you don't regularly log in and care for your Webkinz, they will die.

 

[Gaius Baltar]

Riker: look how the fans are reacting to your character on the forums.
Wesley: I can’t.

 

[Triskelion]

So...I've always had a penchant for lesbians.

Uh sir, I'm a dude.

But - Robin Leffler is a lesbian. I think she would know.

*Wesley deflates*

 

[backstept]

RIKER: What just happened?
WESLEY: BSOD . . . ask Data.

DATA:I am sorry, Captain. I shall endeavor to curtail my reflexive response to inferior and malfunctioning operating systems.
PICARD: That's not what I meant, Mr. Data. I think you should apologise to Commander Riker. You have to understand, that is a very sensitive area on human males.
DATA: Indeed, though his posture at the time placed it within convenient striking distance. He should have known better than to ask me about the Blue Screen of Death.

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker: "No, no, turn here. TURN HERE! Ah, dammit. There won't be another rest stop for fifty light years. Nice going."

Picard tried to listen through it, but Data's latest long explanation was just too much for him.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Wesley: What smells like sweaty balls?
Riker: Just keep your eyes on your console, smart ass.

Data: Please understand, Captain, that you aren't the only one on the ship that Commander Riker has exposed his crotch to. It has occurred to me on several occasions.
Picard: But the smell, Data. The smell.

 

[John Picard]

Data:"Sir, am I to understand that Caption Picture Day did not go well for you?"

Picard:"*sigh* More lame jokes about Rigelian STD's, dandruff, and Counselor Troi fondling me."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Wesley: "Commander, 'two girls, one cup?' I don't see what the big deal is."

Riker: "Wes, Deanna and your mother are due to stop by my quarters tonight. Tag along and I'll show you what it really means."

 

[John Picard]

Riker: "Wes, Deanna and your mother are due to stop by my quarters tonight. Tag along and I'll show you what it really means."

 

[Gertch]

Wesley thinking: "What a noob."

 

[scottydog]

Wesley: "The carpets throughout the ship are still unraveling."
Riker: "What exactly is going on in the Captain's quarters?"

Data: "Sir, your carpet unraveling technique is showing much improvement."

 

[scottydog]

Data: "Sir, that is what Dr. Crusher has been repeatedly trying to tell you. Your fly is open."

 

[Locutus of Board]

Riker: I saw that, you put a nano camera in the captains quarters again!

Data: Yes captain I am fully functional, however I have no need to masturbate. However, I am aware of humans needs, and it is perfectly natural. Wesley watching is another matter and he is being Counseled by Troi.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "I swear if you bring up my butchering Barclay's name again, I'll beat you senseless."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Data... Data, sometimes you take things too literally. Just because it's called a "Blow Job," doesn't mean that you blow on it.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: I am curious why your creator would fail to make you fully functional.

RIKER: New course Mister Crusher. The Captain needs us to stop at Viagra III.

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"No. Press...THAT control. The blinking cyan yellow square.

That activates the spin cycle."

"Captain...I am not wholly familiar with the human concept of whiplash. But Commander LaForge informed me it can be quite...profitable...if exploited correctly. Can you elucidate further, sir?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Why did I look up whiplash?

 

[cooleddie74]

RIKER:"Now pay close attention, Wes.

Whatever you do...don't ever...EVER...press that flashing red control in the upper left corner of the console unless...and this is ONLY IF and with strict permission from either myself or Captain Picard...a shipwide hot oil orgy breaks out."

"You do not sleep on an ergonomically designed mattress...do you, sir?"