TNG Caption This #138 - "Still Waiting"

[cultcross]

It's that time again,

No not that time, ffs, it's new caption contest time! sheesh.

As for last week's winners,

Little one, should we be concerned that the Teletubbies theme song plays constantly in the commander's head?

And for the second image:

Waiting for Running Spock, a Chekov play.

And he never did show up.....

New images for this contest:

Have at it, folks.

 

[John Picard]

Picard: "Errm, Hookers and blow was merely a suggestion for the rest of the crew. After all, a good Captain treats his crew properly."

Troi: "Nice try, sir."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

I feel like the cat that got the cream. Thanks!

Picard: "I was thinking of doing that trick with my glass eye to break the ice..."
Troi: "I'm getting an idea of why you and kids don't get along."

If there was a league for kite flying, Data would be right down there with Charlie Brown.

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "I warned you against growing the rat tail. That's sooo late twentieth century ..."

Geordi, on floor: "It's a little tight ... but I like it ..."

 

[NovusInceptum]

Picard: Counselor, would you be ever so kind and help me scratch this itch?
Troi: Help an old man? Courtesy? No thanks!

Data: I have been able to observe the 21st century using this temporal rope. It is very strange. I have observed myself talking to Geordi about the "world's smallest violin."

 

[Rat Boy]

Though it was very accurate, Commander Riker had a hard time breathing in his Captain Picard mask.

Data: "What an unusually large long tapeworm, Spot."

 

[Triskelion]

I thank ye for the win, cultcross!

Just ten more minutes and you can go back to your tire swing, BoBo.

Data's personal log: When you remove the ice and the bait and the cold and the fish, ice fishing is actually quite pleasant.

 

[Kirby]

Troi thinking: No flakes, but that little itch could mean dandruff...

According to Data's internal log, it took another 3.276 hours before he realized that he was holding the yo-yo all wrong.

 

[Scarebaby]

Counsellor Troi: What do you think they'll say about us this time, sir?
Capt. Picard: *sigh* I have no idea. The "Caption Picture Day" always makes me feel uncomfortable.

 

[cooleddie74]

PICARD:"Damn lice.

We really should stop throwing parties for children before they've had baths."

"Little Jessica?

Are you still in serviceable condition?"

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Yes, sir...I'm VERY impressed.

It must be a huge achievement for a man of your age."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Counsellor Troi: What do you think they'll say about us this time, sir?
Capt. Picard: *sigh* I have no idea. The "Caption Picture Day" always makes me feel uncomfortable.

Brilliant!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

DEANNA:"Worried, sir? I don't think it went over TOO badly."

PICARD:"No...no, Counselor. I appreciate your support, but...it was a failure.

I've never had my flute music heckled by kindergarteners before. It's emasculating."

Data took Geordi's angry retort to shove off and go do some ice fishing TOO literally.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data (to a prone Captain Picard): Sir, despite being programed fully function and familiar in a variety of techniques, I don't believe this is a dignified position for a starship captain.

Picard (off-camera): Shut up, Data, and show me how you touched Lieutenant Yar! That's a direct order.

Data: But sir...

Picard: Now, Data!

An hour later...

Picard: I'm really in trouble for touching Mr. Data, aren't I?
Troi: Yes, Captain. I'm afraid this one isn't going away.

 

[John Picard]

Counsellor Troi: What do you think they'll say about us this time, sir?
Capt. Picard: *sigh* I have no idea. The "Caption Picture Day" always makes me feel uncomfortable.

Brilliant!!!

Agreed

 

[SciFi75]

Troi: I don't understand why you are so embarrassed, Captain. Worf was up all night making that banner for you.

 

[SciFi75]

After the activation of his emotion chip, Data begins his next major step toward becoming human by considering a penile upgrade.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TROI: "They aren't falling for the monkey impersonation. Do you know any magic tricks?"

 

[Gertch]

Kid's spitball.

Cat's furball.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Occasionally Data would unwind the ball of Tasha's hair he kept as a memento