TNG Caption This #138 - "Still Waiting"

[Triskelion]

It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again! Spot.

That's not arthritis, Captain. You took too much synthiagara again.

 

[SantaEddie74]

"Now whatever you do, Spot...do not close your back legs until I tug."

 

[Plecostomus]

Where will YOU be when your diarrhea returns?

 

[Santa Kang]

Where will YOU be when your eczema returns?

 

[Gertch]

"Feels strange not to be wearing your sombrero, huh."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Oop, oop! I thought Beverly said we were cured of that damn virus!"

Troi: "Ribbet!"

Spot (thinking): That pale putz thinks dangling a string in front of me is supposed to entertain me? I think I'll piss in his bed tonight.

 

[Fulzo]

Picard: Im not self centered am i?

 

[Kirby]

Troi: I know you're uncomfortable Captain, but wearing the assless chaps in front of the kids is just a bad idea.

 

[Gertch]

Troi: I know you're uncomfortable Captain, but wearing the assless chaps in front of the kids is just a bad idea.

Picard: "Yes, but also I wasn't expecting Klingon hemorrhoids to be quite so big."

 

[Shatmandu]

Troi: "I see you've gotten the worst of Worf's headboard, too, huh?"

Data: "Spot, if you will not consistently urinate and defecate in the prescribed litter containment area, then you must be restrained in this manner for the duration of the day."

 

[SantaEddie74]

PICARD:"I really need to start using a better fabric softener on my sheets, Counselor..."

"Curious.

I wonder how far this carpet will continue to unravel."

 

[SantaEddie74]

DEANNA:"Please, sir.

STOP.

You can't lambada. And don't try."

 

[Rat Boy]

Stewart: "Oh my God, Marina; I just had a terrifying thought. What if ten years from now, they decide to use part of this episode in the finale of yet another spin-off series and get you and Frakes to come back?"

 

[SantaEddie74]

PICARD:"I felt a terrible disturbance in the Force...

as if elements of this mission and episode will be reused in a horribly inappropriate fashion about a decade from now...and there will be voices crying out in terror."

 

[Gepard]

"Curious.

I wonder how far this carpet will continue to unravel."

For some reason, this one made me giggle.

 

[Rat Boy]

Unfortunately, Data's first attempt at pulling Spot out of the hole in the universe that spontaneously formed in his quarters failed miserably.

 

[RobertScorpio]

It was finally revealed who pulled George W's strings...

 

[RobertScorpio]

Deanna "I never like to use Pam spray in my pans"

Picard "And I never watched Gunsmoke on Good Friday"

 

[SantaEddie74]

The infamous Krazy Glue Gag of 2370



Now required reading at the Academy.

 

[SantaEddie74]

When Data spilled a bag of Swedish Fish on his carpet, his misunderstanding of their nature led to a hilarious attempt to retrieve them.