TOS Caption Contest #94 - Best of Show

[Outpost4]

A wonderful weekend with no rain - amazing - was had by all. Brought to you by the Weather Channel, here's your five day caption forecast. Funny, with scattered clods.

Our winners this last week were definitely old school, with the emphasis on old. Congratulations go to Shatmandu and The Laughing Vulcan.

Leila: "The higher up you place the rabbit ears, the better the reception"

Chapel: "Here, put this in your purse. Bitch."

And here are two new pictures for this week. One of them I used in the Wizard of Oz thread, but I thought it was too good to just let it languish there.

No fair shape shifting!


TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A beaker full of death (3x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
Alyssa
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Captain Kate (2x)
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (14x)
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon (2x)
Diesel Micky Dolenz (7x)
DrBob (7x)
DS9Sega (4x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (17x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory (4x)
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (9x)
NCC-1701 (6x)
Nerys Myk (16x)

Noname Given
Outpost4 (13x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (23x)

Redfern
SciFi75 (4x)
scottydog (14x)
Shatmandu (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (7x)
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg (2x)
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)

Plus one this time for a total of 10!
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (9x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness (2)
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (5x)
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

Mudd Club

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: As you requested, Captain, but I cannot understand why you need a dog with a handle on it.

Kirk: I hate asparagus.

 

[Shatmandu]

It's not everywhere you can publicly imply someone is a perverted crystal meth salesman and he gives you an award. I love the internet!

Spock: "I shall have to consult the linguistic bank, Mister Scott, but I believe you have misinterpreted the Captain's request for 'doggy style' intercourse."
Kirk: "Eh. Not so fast ..."

Little did he know, but if Garth had splayed himself on the table, all would have been lost for Kirk and crew...

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: Why does my dog have a dick on its head?
Scotty: Well, they say dogs start to look like their owners...

"You know, even up close that looks real - who makes your toupeé?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; You should get him spayed, he looks like a horny little fellow.

 

[cultcross]

^

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Who is this Richard Gere? I want to meet him."

 

[cultcross]

Spock, thinking: "Based on the bifurcated features I can see at this end, this may be an ancestor of mine"

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: Put the dog down, Scotty, it's not hiding your growing stomach at all.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Jim Kirk: Scotty, I appreciate the suggestion. But I don't care if this will cure my hemroids once and for all. I am not sticking that dog's horn up my ass, and that's final!!

 

[cultcross]

Kirk: So that's where Rand got her hairstyle

 

[John Picard]

Orion Slave Girl: "Twenty dollars -- same as in town."

Spock: "Fascinating."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Jeez. Poor dog."
Scotty: "Aye. We found DNA. Inscrutable DNA."
<musical sting>

Garth: "A word to the wise, Captain: she does have a penis."
Kirk: "The correct response is 'Queen to King's Level One."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; Let me guess, Sulu's?

Marta's actually looking at Spock, Kirk is off his head on horse tranquillizers.

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Kirk: Scotty, I'm afraid "them's good eatin'" is not a sufficient reason to beam them aboard.

Spock: "Captain, I fail to see how she could be carrying crustaceans this far from Earth."

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: You wanted to see my Muffy?

Marta: You wanted to see my muffy?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "We are predominantly vegetarian, but we do enjoy the occasional canine."

Dog-creature: *gulp*

Marta should have taken a hint that her dance routine needed improvement when her audience fell asleep.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Aye, Captain, this little buggering critter shat on me transporter pad, so I rubbed 'is nose in it and stuffed 'im in this crate."
Kirk: "Mister Ambassador, I'd like to formally apologize ..."

Kirk: "I'm afraid I ordered the chicken, not the crazy skank."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Scotty, for crying out loud, stop using the transporter to mix species!"

Garth of Izar, Space Pimp.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Paula Abdul; The Early Years