TOS Caption Contest #93 - Up To No Good
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KELOWITZ: <thinking>Only a day left for this contest. Fuck! Gotta come up with something. . . Spock, tree, flames, ass. . . hands wrapped around a pole. . . Pole? Hmmm.... that's it!<thinking>
How do you get a Vulcan out of a tree. . . ?
KELOWITZ: <thinking>Only a day left for this contest. Fuck! Gotta come up with something. . . Spock, tree, flames, ass. . . hands wrapped around a pole. . . Pole? Hmmm.... that's it!<thinking>
How do you get a Vulcan out of a tree. . . ?
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KIRK: Spock, get yer ass on up in the tree and see if you can spot Outpost 4's camp site. We find that boy, we're gonna fuck him up for all these demeaning captions!
SULU: Actually, if I find him, I'm just gonna. . . What! Did I say that out loud?!
KIRK: Spock, get yer ass on up in the tree and see if you can spot Outpost 4's camp site. We find that boy, we're gonna fuck him up for all these demeaning captions!
SULU: Actually, if I find him, I'm just gonna. . . What! Did I say that out loud?!
Leila: "The higher up you place the rabbit ears, the better the reception"
Kirk: "Could you see anything?"
Spock: "Yes, Captain. <drops down> Outpost4 is not just leaving his campfire unattended, he is purposefully starting many other fires in the dry underbrush."
Shatmandu: "That's it. I'm never camping with you people again."
Who is the blueshirt? I can't make it out.
Me: "Worst. Poledancer. EVAR!"
Kirk: "Report."
Spock, dropping down: "Outpost4's spores seem to have mutated into leaf form."
Kirk: "Explain."
Spock: "He's smoking the chopped-up leaves in a large, handrolled cigarette, and he's harvesting many bags of spore leaves for future resale."
Me: "Worst. Poledancer. EVAR!"
Kirk: "Report."
Spock, dropping down: "Outpost4's spores seem to have mutated into leaf form."
Kirk: "Explain."
Spock: "He's smoking the chopped-up leaves in a large, handrolled cigarette, and he's harvesting many bags of spore leaves for future resale."
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It's supposed to be the evil Picard from my avatar.
Ah, I see it now.
Rat Boy: "Can't you just ban him?"
T'Bonz: ""Then who'll pick the apples?"
Spock: "Outpost4 is in the next glade, engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse."
Kirk: "Hmm. <looks around> Sulu's right here, so ..."
Spock: "Miss Uhura."
Kirk: "Ah."
Spock: "Oddly enough, he appeared to have tied a board to his posterior."
Kirk: "Wondered what that was ... I saw Scotty rigging it up for him."
"Sorry to ask, but I need a co-sign.
I'm trying to get a loan to open a hair salon on Risa."
cooleddie: "I hope this contest ends soon. My hands are getting chafed."
WINNER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brilliant!
Nurse Chapel: "Here's the Cordrazine for Mr. Sulu. Now, I don't need to tell you to be careful, right? The last thing I want to hear is that you injected yourself; went crazy, and beamed down to some planet with an alien artifact and did something stupid, like change history..."
"Here. You find it.
I can never locate ANYTHING in this stupid wallet of yours."
For the first time ever, Spock went out on a limb.
Did it really take this long for one of us to say that?
