Ven du ju maykeh da sex?

[the 4th hanson bro]

and you'd be correct, my friend.

I can't tell you what you do get, but it ain't no basket of muffins

 

[Capn Flukie]

For technique you can invite your/her cousins over.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

WEll, what works well for technique?!

One poster has found success with a maneuver called the "Stone Cold Stunner"

 

[Noname Given]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

As long as your credit card holds out.

 

[Misfit Toy]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

Does she know you're talking about her private, intimate conversation on the internet?

 

[Gertch]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

Does she know you're talking about her private, intimate conversation on the internet?

VERY good question. Gentlemen don't tell.

 

[FrontLine]

WEll, what works well for technique?!

Pulling her hair while slapping her ass.

You've been cribbing from me again aint ya?

WEll, what works well for technique?!

full insertion?

lasting more than 45 seconds?

at least these are things my wife has suggested to me.

You too uh? Tellme you didnt give in. Sorry but damn wimin folk can be so demanding at times.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

WEll, what works well for technique?!

full insertion?

lasting more than 45 seconds?

at least these are things my wife has suggested to me.

You too uh? Tellme you didnt give in. Sorry but damn wimin folk can be so demanding at times.

and then they want you to cuddle and all that shit which could bump the time commitment up to nearly 5 minutes if you include honking her boobs and calling it foreplay

what's next?

we'll have to communicate with them?

 

[FrontLine]

full insertion?

lasting more than 45 seconds?

at least these are things my wife has suggested to me.

You too uh? Tellme you didnt give in. Sorry but damn wimin folk can be so demanding at times.

and then they want you to cuddle and all that shit which could bump the time commitment up to nearly 5 minutes if you include honking her boobs and calling it foreplay

what's next?

we'll have to communicate with them?

Oh yeah I forgot the cuddle part For the love of God, have they no shame? But no matter how delicately I tell them that they are sweaty, sticky, and stinky by that point and they need a shower before I agree to any further physical contact, they always get mad and wind up sleeping on the couch. Whats the problem? Cant they take some simple observations? Why does it always have to turn into some drama filled event.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

and then they want you to cuddle and all that shit which could bump the time commitment up to nearly 5 minutes if you include honking her boobs and calling it foreplay

what's next?

we'll have to communicate with them?

Oh yeah I forgot the cuddle part For the love of God, have they no shame? But no matter how delicately I tell them that they are sweaty, sticky, and stinky by that point and they need a shower before I agree to any further physical contact, they always get mad and wind up sleeping on the couch. Whats the problem? Cant they take some simple observations? Why does it always have to turn into some drama filled event.

God only knows my friend, God only knows.

 

[Hoser]

Well, we've talked about sex, and we both say that right away after marriage, we want 2x a day, and maybe a lunch quickie.

I wonder how long that will last.

Does she know you're talking about her private, intimate conversation on the internet?

VERY good question. Gentlemen don't tell.

QFT

 

[Hermiod]

Oh yeah I forgot the cuddle part For the love of God, have they no shame? But no matter how delicately I tell them that they are sweaty, sticky, and stinky by that point and they need a shower before I agree to any further physical contact, they always get mad and wind up sleeping on the couch. Whats the problem? Cant they take some simple observations? Why does it always have to turn into some drama filled event.

Cuddling ? Sleeping on the couch ? WTF ? You have some sort of weird relationship. What's supposed to happen is she makes you clean the strap-on, puts you back in your cage and reminds you that if you'd done things right that evening she MIGHT have let you sleep at the foot of the bed.

What's all this perverted "cuddling" crap all about ? Bunch of freaks, you lot are.

 

[apostle83]

So cuddling is bad?

 

[Locutus of Bored]

So cuddling is bad?

That's like asking "Is genocide bad?" or "Is Michael Bolton bad?"

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

So cuddling is bad?

it's like continuing to pull the trigger when there's no more rounds.

what's the point?

 

[apostle83]

I dunno. I just... I just... I want to hold her! I want to feel close.

 

[Hermiod]

Jeez, she'll be telling you she loves you next. In my day she'd tell to get your clothes, pull the carrot out of your backside, kick you out the door and keep your underwear as a trophy.

There's no romance amongst you youngsters.

 

[Gertch]

So cuddling is bad?

it's like continuing to pull the trigger when there's no more rounds.

what's the point?

It's not that bad. Well until she hears you start to snore.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

So cuddling is bad?

it's like continuing to pull the trigger when there's no more rounds.

what's the point?

It's not that bad. Well until she hears you start to snore.

the snoring she's used to. It's when I've had mexican food for dinner....

that banishes me to the sofa.

I guess, in retrospect, trying to pull the covers over her head wasn't the best of ideas even though it seemed funny at the time

 

[Alpha Romeo]

So cuddling is bad?

Come on man...you can't be THAT much of a virgin.