Ven du ju maykeh da sex?

[exodus]

You made a very general statement about married couples. I pointed out that it wasn't the case for me. What's your problem?

Lack of sex due to scheduling?

Hey, most women wash their hair every day now...

They still have to bend over to get to the sink.

 

[nevermore]

Who the fuck washes their hair in the sink.

 

[Hermiod]

Yeah but they'll just end up banging their head against the mirror.

flamingliberal - I do but that's because I am too tall for the shower head. It's easier than crouching.

 

[exodus]

Yeah but they'll just end up banging their head against the mirror.

Mirror, headboard, what's the difference?

 

[Hermiod]

Yeah but they'll just end up banging their head against the mirror.

Mirror, headboard, what's the difference?

It's easier to chain them to a bed than sink.

 

[exodus]

Who the fuck washes their hair in the sink.

The kind that don't do shedules.

 

[exodus]

Yeah but they'll just end up banging their head against the mirror.

Mirror, headboard, what's the difference?

It's easier to chain them to a bed than sink.

Not where I come from.

 

[Hermiod]

Mirror, headboard, what's the difference?

It's easier to chain them to a bed than sink.

Not where I come from.

I'm not dragging my box of floggers all the way to the bathroom, thank you very much.

 

[auntiehill]

Oh yes...anticipation for the pain if you're the girl and the two pump chump if you're the guy. Sounds like fun to me.

Er...there's only mild pain for the woman the first time. If it still hurts, even after being together for awhile, then you're doing it wrong.

 

[blablover5]

Er...there's only mild pain for the woman the first time. If it still hurts, even after being together for awhile, then you're doing it wrong.

Sh, if you mention that then there will be a zillion threads on, "So how much does it hurt?"

"The first time I had sex for two hour my g/f said that it was killing her, was she lying?"

And the long lasting "I think I lost my penis in her, help!"

 

[Hermiod]

Oh yes...anticipation for the pain if you're the girl and the two pump chump if you're the guy. Sounds like fun to me.

Er...there's only mild pain for the woman the first time. If it still hurts, even after being together for awhile, then you're doing it wrong.

Or right. Depends what turns her on.

 

[exodus]

Oh yes...anticipation for the pain if you're the girl and the two pump chump if you're the guy. Sounds like fun to me.

Er...there's only mild pain for the woman the first time. If it still hurts, even after being together for awhile, then you're doing it wrong.

Or right. Depends what turns her on.

Seems to have worked for generations or none of us would even be here.

 

[Hermiod]

Er...there's only mild pain for the woman the first time. If it still hurts, even after being together for awhile, then you're doing it wrong.

Or right. Depends what turns her on.

Seems to have worked for generations or none of us would even be here.

Of course, but they probably would not have been talking about sinks, chains or floggers.

 

[exodus]

Or right. Depends what turns her on.

Seems to have worked for generations or none of us would even be here.

Of course, but they probably would not have been talking about sinks, chains or floggers.

Just minus the sinks and substitute "wash basin" instead.

 

[Hermiod]

So, we have established that the best time is when she's chained to the bathroom sink, her hair is clean and she has been suitably flogged. Oh, and we've determined whether or not she likes it to hurt.

In conclusion, we're a bunch of perverts.

 

[auntiehill]

^So, basically nothing we didn't know before, then?

 

[exodus]

Sounds like we're ahead of the game.

 

[Hermiod]

^So, basically nothing we didn't know before, then?

True, but it's good to get it out there. It might not be good for her back if you keep her there too long, though. Still at least you can easily wash stuff off afterwards.

(Sorry, I'm in one of my perverted moods. Be glad Niorah and tsq aren't around...)

 

[Mr. Fergy]

I will be married for 2 years come September, still no schedule, thank goodness.

 

[Corran Horn]

Who wants to sex Mutombo?