Ven du ju maykeh da sex?

[The Squire of Gothos]

I dunno. I just... I just... I want to hold her! I want to feel close.

You're engaged to marry this woman, you don't feel close?

I'm not engaged. Troll noted.

Troll nothing, I was under the impression there was an engagement too. If you're not up front about these things, you can't throw rebuttals like that.

And yeah, that you're asking about advice like this in the Misc forum does show a little bit of immaturity.

 

[apostle83]

Did your first time hurt, men?

 

[Scout101]

No, that's not how it works. Haven't even test-fired it?

I mean, aside from a bruised ego, you're pretty much good to go...

And no apology for calling me a troll, then?

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Did your first time hurt, men?

Only if you've never actually used it or achieved an erection, which seems unlikely.

 

[Saturn0660]

Sex schedule?!

The day I find myself scheduling sex is the day I schedule a leap off the Bay Bridge.

That's a bit dramatic, don't you think?

You start scheduling sex the day you have your first kid.

I assume you are speaking for yourself. We have a kid, and don't 'scheudle' sex at all.

Have two kids then.... Shit before kids we had sex at least 5 times a week.. Now that we have 2 kids.. it's like 3 times a month.. IF i'm lucky

 

[DarkHelmet]

That's a bit dramatic, don't you think?

You start scheduling sex the day you have your first kid.

I assume you are speaking for yourself. We have a kid, and don't 'scheudle' sex at all.

Have two kids then.... Shit before kids we had sex at least 5 times a week.. Now that we have 2 kids.. it's like 3 times a month.. IF i'm lucky

It's not like we're having sex 5 times a week or anything... 2 times, 1 on a down week. But we don't 'put in on the calendar' or anything like that.

More of an unspoken thing over dinner or something.

 

[Holdfast]

So cuddling is bad?

Come on man...you can't be THAT much of a virgin.

I wish I could report this post.

I dunno. I just... I just... I want to hold her! I want to feel close.

You're engaged to marry this woman, you don't feel close?

I'm not engaged. Troll noted.

(my emphasis in bold)

apostle - your ability to NM was revoked because of abuse of the privilege.

You have been told by various staff members including myself on multiple occasions to not circumvent your lack of NM ability (which you have tried to do at various times since the privilege was revoked by posting comments about it in thread, by PMing mods with complaints instead and so on).

The posts I've quoted show yet again that you do not want to take heed of those many friendlies. So instead you get a warning for spamming the thread with this behaviour. I hope this marks the last time I have to do this and you just accept you don't have the ability to NM. If you can't, and continue to attempt to circumvent the revocation, you will collect more warnings.

Comments to PM.

 

[Scout101]

More of an unspoken thing over dinner or something.

"Honey, could you please pass the potatoes? Oh, and by the way, I noticed that I'm marked down for a blowjob today on the calendar, so when you get a moment..."

 

[DarkHelmet]

More of an unspoken thing over dinner or something.

"Honey, could you please pass the potatoes? Oh, and by the way, I noticed that I'm marked down for a blowjob today on the calendar, so when you get a moment..."

Hey, I said 'unspoken'.

This: "Oh, and by the way, I noticed that I'm marked down for a blowjob today on the calendar, so when you get a moment..." --- is said with a glance.

 

[Alaedhros]

^ I'll never hear the phrase "meaningful glance" quite the same again.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

This thread title is like what a sex ed class would be if this guy taught it.

Bork! Bork! Bork!

 

[Hermiod]

Dude, you give a woman money to go shopping for shoes and she'll let you do almost whatever you want.

Nah, she'd just buy fakes from Posey the Haitian Hustler and then spend the rest of the money on sexy underwear to model for her better looking boyfriend.

The shoes were fake? Couldn't even tell.

But she did well on the underwear

Next time give her a bit more money, would you?

You and me! Outside! Right now!

 

[apostle83]

So the first time doesn't hurt?

 

[Hermiod]

So the first time doesn't hurt?

It shouldn't do unless you're too way big for her.

 

[exodus]

So the first time doesn't hurt?

It shouldn't do unless you're too way big for her.

..or too rough with her.


.....or are you asking does the first time hurt you?

 

[Hermiod]

^That's actually what I meant. The first time might hurt her but that's well documented.

 

[Scout101]

and none of those are going to hurt YOU, unless you miss and try and stick it in through her knee or something...

 

[exodus]

^That's actually what I meant. The first time might hurt her but that's well documented.

Got it.


However, I do find it odd that someone apostle's age doesn't know these things already whether he's actually had sex or not.

 

[Hermiod]

^That's actually what I meant. The first time might hurt her but that's well documented.

Got it.


However, I do find it odd that someone apostle's age doesn't know these things already whether he's actually had sex or not.

Well I haven't either, but in Britain we have sex education at school. Add porn and just being a general man of the world, and you don't need hands on experience to know a few things.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

So the first time doesn't hurt?

It shouldn't do unless you're too way big for her.

That's too easy...I'm not even gonna go there.