Movie Caption Contest #37: Off-Duty
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Why Kirk doesn't get so many visitors to his apartment.
McCoy: So where did you find that old Commodore PET computer you got sitting back there, Jim?
Kirk: I got it on Rigel IV after winning a bet with Spock, Scotty and a one legged Orion slave girl with a limp and a bad case of crotch rot. Wanna hear about it?
Bones, when you're gone, I just can't imagine having drinks up on the balcony with anyone else at the end of every episode.
"Bones, it's funny how sickbay seems to resemble my apartment in San Fransisco more and more each day"
"No I haven't seen this Hiro person. Why do you keep calling him my son?"
Jennifer was jealous. Geordi got a padd, Sally got a bio-neural interface that she could access when she closed her eye but what did she get?
A fecking stapler.
"After careful analysis I have determined this is in fact a stack of needles"
Kirk: "So, what do you think, Bones? Could a Vulcan and a guy like me..."
Bones: "What?!"
Kirk: "Nothing."
Sulu: "Pardon me, but I don't suppose you know where I can find a nuclear wessel?"
Leonard Nimoy: "CUT! I'm sorry, George, but this just isn't working. Koenig!"
LeVar Burton: "Hey, is this the right script? I actually have lines!"
Data: "Fascinating. It appears that hay does, in fact, 'itch like crazy.'"
Kirk:"Its the way he just sits there staring, Bones. It just freaks me out"
McCoy:"Did you just see somebody run by?"
Denny: Our sleepovers are the best.
Alan: Truly, the most fun that two men can have, together.
Geordi: ... and if I move my fingers to the left. How does that feel?
Red: Just a little to the right, Sir. Yes, right there. That is the ticket.
Brunette: Is there any thing that I can work on. I like being useful.
Geordi: Yes, I have some thing that you can work on. You'll have to get a bit dirty, though.
Data: I believe that I have found the Needle in the haystack. I believe that I have found several Needles.
Kid: Haw Haw!
"I'm not sure, I found it lying over there. Hmmm... can either one of you do this?"
"Clearly that didn't work. Lets try parallel parking instead"
Shatner: "It's too bad they didn't listen to me."
Kelley: "They never would have gone for it: the country's first televised interracial DP ..."
Sulu: "Okay, but only if our balls touch ..."
Geordi: "I think it stands for 'Double Penetration' ..."
Little Kid: "Is it itchy?"
Data: "No. I am analyzing the ratio of hay to rat droppings."
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And then in the locker room...he was wearing pantyhose and go-go boots under his uniform. So yeah, you were right. Green eye shadow.
Howlin' Mad Murdock: Warp speed Mr Sulu! Let's go rescue Captain Kirk from the evil lizardmen of Gorn -
B.A. Barracus: Shut up fool!
Denny Crane: I love it when a plan comes together.
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"Hi. I'm George Takei.
You may remember me from such upcoming programs as I'M GOING TO CORNHOLE YOU RAW, MR. HELICOPTER MAN..."
GEORDI:"According to this, the prop department says we have to recycle and share."
"This blows.
I was promised free pig feces and a buxom farhmand."
"...and that's when I told Carol:
Keep the little bastard. He doesn't really look like me anyways."
Pilot: "So you're a stick man, eh?"
Sulu: "Stick AND rubber, I mean rudder, baby!"
Speak & Spell: "Now spell: bifurcated."
Geordi: "Hmm."
Catherine Tate: "Let me fink. B-O-V-V..."
"I'm now fantasizing about women over 40. What's happened to me, Bones?"
"This is the cockpit, right?
Assembling the tent, step 14: Attach tent poles 5 & 6 together and slide them through the outer loops C, D, J & K.
Data: So, there is a difference between Hey, there and Hay, there.
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