TOS Caption Contest #83 - Back To Basics

[Rat Boy]

Somebody enjoyed photocopying his ass way too much.

 

[Gertch]

Krako: "Hey! You sunk my battlestar cruiser."

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: You know who I hated? That Antony Mongomery. He couldn't act
his way out of a paper bag. Bakula was an Oscar winner compared to
Montgomery. Nice enough guy, but in a cast not known for its acting chops,
he was the worst...he's standing right behind me, isn't he?

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "There's a creature out on the nacelle!"

 

[Michael]

^ That just cracked me up!

 

[scottydog]

Krako: "Come on! I'm gonna need those fancy heaters at the diner to cook them greasy eggs for Alice."

 

[Jptrekker]

Jojo Sharples: Now let me get this straight, you take sheep's heart, liver and lungs finely chopped and mixed withoatmeal, suet, onion, spices and salt, stuff it in a sheep's stomach and cook it up? That's Haggis!?
Scotty: Aye. Haggis.
Jojo Sharples: And they say my food is disgusting.

Kirk: Chili...knotting...intestines...GAS...damn you Jojo Sharples!

 

[chancellorjake]

Kirk: Damn It, Bones! You're supposed to Warm your hands before you begin the prostate exam.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk views the video from Capt Picard's gay bathhouse party

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk views the video from Capt Picard's gay bathhouse party

Allow me:

Krako, like the rest of the galaxy, was surprised by the end of The Sopranos, or lack there of.

 

[Mallory]

But throughout it all, Mallory and you were the big winners, for keeping a great sense of humor about the whole contest.

Thanks to all of you. Frankly, I laughed like hell every day during that round. And that's not a bad thing at all, unless you're drinking at the time.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "No, no, Bill; your cell phone camera's backwards."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Mel: Listen, wiseguy, I are you telling me Kirk is in his quarters doing Alice , Flo, and Vera all at the Same time?

Scotty: "Aye!"

Kirk: "Ohh, I cant belive that Bitch Rand posted on my space I had a 3" dick"

 

[MANT!]

Hey Pal, We don't need no heaters.. with this Transporter thing, I'll run enough hooch to be bigger than Capone..I'll make it worth your wile pally, Come on..what's it worth to ya?

 

[Rat Boy]

Krako: "Cement overshoes? Don't you realize that it went out with sleeping with the fishes? We're not that backwards!"

Wanna know the real reason Rand left the ship? She got it all on tape, that's why.

 

[M'Sharak]

"I said answer me! Open your eyes and... (*sniff*) you're plastered,
aren't you?"
"Och, aaaaaaaayyye! If it were not fer this console proppin' me up,
I'd ha' done a face-plant before ye got here."

"Smile! You're on Candid Camera!"

 

[Jptrekker]

Jojo Sharples: You're telling me that a version of this transporter thing delivers food anywhere in the ship, no more dingy waitresses...forget the heaters, I want a hundred of these things.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk beamed his balls into space.

 

[Shatmandu]

Mel: "You humped Vera?"

Kirk watches his closed-circuit feed of Uhura's shower.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: He's the fifth Cylon?