TOS Caption Contest #83 - Back To Basics

[Outpost4]

A little known benefit of being a TrekBBS mod is that T'Bonz carries you around all the time.

"That shit ain't right!"

T'Bonz, there was a lot of shit going on this last week that wasn't right. But throughout it all, Mallory and you were the big winners, for keeping a great sense of humor about the whole contest. Thank you very much from all of us. A win also goes to first time winner Defcon for the caption and the photoshop.


For the first time ever, at least in my administering of this contest, the same poster wins three weeks in a row. Congratulations, Triskelion! I could have picked a winner from a couple of your captions. The other winners this week are first time winner Jackson_Roykirk, cooleddie74, and NCC-1701, this time for a caption instead of a photoshop.

Kirk: Not at all, I like a little cargo in the shuttlebay.

Kirk: No, Mallory -- 'the blonde' was not one of the choices...Once more: pick either 'lightning' or 'explosive rock'.

Elvis (whispering): No, not now, baby.

MALLORY:"Look, sir...what did I tell you?

Vaal's dropping's are HUGE."

And for all the photoshopping that went on, Nerys Myk reminds us it is a simple idea, well told, that is usually the best.

Skipper: Look Gilligan, the Professor has assured me there are no exploding rocks
on the island! Just gather the ferns so he can build an antenna tower to boost the
radio's signal!!

SKIPPER!!!!!!!

This week's pictures have a smiling Scot and a jasmine Jim.

No picking on the mods this time, OK, guys? Otherwise, I'm sure either Rat Boy or I will be banned.



TOS Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

26138
A Beaker Full Of Death (2x)
Adam Ihle (4x)
AlphaTrionTJW
ancient
Bad Atom (2x)
Battrekker
cakes516
CaptainJon
Classic Fan
commodore64
cooleddie74 (11x)

Plus one this time for a total of 12!
cultcross
DeafPoet
Defcon

First Time Winner!
Diesel Micky Dolenz (6x)
DrBob (6x)
DS9Sega (3x)
EliyahuQeoni (2x)
FishDS9
galleywest (4x)
Gertch (15x)
goldbug
Guartho
Haggis and Tatties
Hambone (2x)
Jackson_Roykirk

First Time Winner!
J. Allen (2x)
jayrath
jptrekker
Kahloke
Kegek (2x)
KJM
Mallory

Plus one this time for a total of 2!
MGagen
Mojochi
M'Sharak (5x)
NCC-1701 (2x)

Plus one this time for a total of 3!
Nerys Myk (13x)

Plus one this time for a total of 14!
Noname Given
Outpost4 (12x)
Quo Vadimus
Rat Boy (19x)
Redfern
SciFi75 (2x)
scottydog (13x)
Shatmandu (8x)
Sir Rhosis (2x)
T'Bonz (6x)

Plus one this time for a total of 7!
terranova
Tharpdevenport (3x)
The Castellan
The Cutest of Borg
The Laughing Vulcan (9x)
The Old Mixer
The Squire of Gothos (8x)
The Tone (2x)
TigerOfDarkness
Tim M (3x)
Triskelion (2x)

Plus one this time for a total of 3!
Tristan
Turbo
vassa
Woulfe (3x)

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

This was Kirk's favorite part of interviewing new interns.. er Yeomen

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: Listen, wiseguy, I said 'come over', not 'comb over', and wipe that smile off your face!

Kirk: Ohh, I get it...Decker is a replicant!

 

[Gertch]

No picking on the mods this time, OK, guys? Otherwise, I'm sure either Rat Boy or I will be banned.

Wow, you sure know how to give us incentive!

"How'd you get your hand down the back of my pants without me noticing?"

The captioners raced to be the first to say who was behind Kirk...

 

[Defcon]

A little known benefit of being a TrekBBS mod is that T'Bonz carries you around all the time.

"That shit ain't right!"

T'Bonz, there was a lot of shit going on this last week that wasn't right. But throughout it all, Mallory and you were the big winners, for keeping a great sense of humor about the whole contest. Thank you very much from all of us. A win also goes to first time winner Defcon for the caption and the photoshop.

Thanks, Outpost4.

And you're right both Mallory and T'Bonz endured the contest with great dignity, although we tried almost everything to strip it away from them.

(I'm the one most surprised that I haven't been permabanned for the photoshop. )

 

[Michael]

NCC-1701 (2x)

Plus one this time for a total of 3!

That looks so good. Thanks, Outpost4!

NCC-1701, this time for a caption instead of a photoshop.

Well, it is a photoshop, too. (And it didn't even take half of the time as my other photoshop where Noel and Kirk have switched roles [God, what a waste of time with hindsight. No, just kidding. I love making something funny for this contest. ])

Also, I want to join Outpost4 in his thanks to our mods Mallory and T'Bonz. It's good to know that this forum has a good sense of humor.

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: We're putting together a little theater group: small plays, Broadway, other light opera, and we need more heaters. Seriously, we're not trying to take over the world!

 

[Defcon]

Krako: What do you mean with "I won't tell you which of your vital organs I haven't beamed up"?

 

[Outpost4]

"It was a one-eyed, one-horned flying purple people eater..."

 

[Michael]

"Damn, paparazzi!"

 

[Defcon]

Kirk: Denny Crane! ... I have no idea where that came from.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Chewable children's vitamins! What a concept! I'll make a million!

 

[Sector 7]

Krako: So how much do ya want for this orgasm machine? Tell me now or hit the OFF button!
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Kirk: Ohh, ohh, ohh NO, Scotty! We are NOT selling the orgasm machine!!!

 

[Outpost4]

NCC-1701, this time for a caption instead of a photoshop.

Well, it is a photoshop, too.

I caught that error and corrected it but it certainly didn't get fixed here. Maybe it was in one of the deleted threads.

 

[Outpost4]

Mel: So come on, bud, tell me where you've stashed Alice. With Flo out sick, I'm short handed at the diner!

 

[Gertch]

Kirk: "It rubs the oil on it's skin, Spock."

 

[Michael]

Kirk: "Uh! I'm ticklish down there, Spock."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cut scene from JJ Abrams' Star Trek: James Gandolfini cameos as Jojo Krako. Unfortunately, since Paramount wants a PG-13 rating, those scenes were excised.

Kirk checks his messages in the morning only to find someone had sent him "2 Girls, 1 Cup."

 

[Outpost4]

Krako: If I'm on ice, then where's the whisky? I could use a drink!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: I left the oven on!