TOS Caption Contest #83 - Back To Basics
- Thread starter Outpost4
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I should have noted this earlier:
With this contest well in hand by the talented and beautiful Outpost4, I've started a Caption Contest over in TNZ.
If you're ever over there, please give it a whirl. It's basically the same, but you'll be making dick jokes about The Pope instead of Spock.
Joe, equal-opportunity
With this contest well in hand by the talented and beautiful Outpost4, I've started a Caption Contest over in TNZ.
If you're ever over there, please give it a whirl. It's basically the same, but you'll be making dick jokes about The Pope instead of Spock.
Joe, equal-opportunity
"NO, wiseass...I'm not gonna have Flo come down here and take your orders now!
Kiss MY grits, you kilt-wearing fancy boy!!"
"WAIT...
NOW I get it.
Gallagher isn't funny."
"Only a prissy, prancing twinkletoes from the Golanus District would wear concrete galoshes!
You been talking to Boss Demnitz or somethin'?"
On quiet nights when nobody was manning the transporter room, the Captain would sneak down for some "hood action."
"Why so serious, Mr Spock?"
Jojo Sharples: you mean, that'sAlice?
Scotty: Aye, Alyce 132, what were you expecting, some middle aged single mother with dreams of being a singer but can only get a job as a waitress in a washed up dump?
Jojo: Well, yeah, but...
Scotty: Y'see, we took about 50 of these beauties from Harry Mudd, not all of us, y'know, like Spock and Sulu's little parties down in the bowling alley if y'know what I mean.
Jojo Sharples: These Alices won't talk back to me at the diner?
Jojo Sharples: you mean, that'sAlice?
Scotty: Aye, Alyce 132, what were you expecting, some middle aged single mother with dreams of being a singer but can only get a job as a waitress in a washed up dump?
Jojo: Well, yeah, but...
Scotty: Y'see, we took about 50 of these beauties from Harry Mudd, not all of us, y'know, like Spock and Sulu's little parties down in the bowling alley if y'know what I mean.
Scotty: They'll do whatever you want.
Jojo Sharples: Anything?
Scotty: Aye....
In the future, clowns aren't so damned scary.
Spock:"Quick, to the Bat-Cave, Scotty!"
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KIRK: Dick jokes about the Pope instead of Spock!
Kirk: "The Pope does what in the woods?"