"No, it's a condom container. When I said a 'full physical', I meant a full physical…"
Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #313: Get Chapel to the Bridge on time
- Thread starter LeadHead
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"No, it's a condom container. When I said a 'full physical', I meant a full physical…"
Kirk: Bones, is that...?
McCoy: Yes, Jim, it's your old toupe back from the dead and seeking revenge.
Kirk: Set phasers to perm.
"No, it's a condom container. When I said a 'full physical', I meant a full physical…"
This thread hasn't had a response in almost 2 years. I don't know if the OP is even watching this thread anymore.
I'll leave it open and see if @LeadHead wants to keep it going or shut it down.
I wish we had someone willing to run the caption contests on a more regular basis. 
Unfortunately, I really couldn't.
Unfortunately, I really couldn't.
I wish we had someone willing to run the caption contests on a more regular basis.
Unfortunately, I really couldn't.
Hopefully LeadHead will respond and let us know what the plan is.
"You don't want to know where I'm going to put this."
Chapel: Doctor, I had a dream last night that I was in the future. I was a silly, annoying member of royalty from some planet named Betazed. You can't imagine how many people I irritated. It was horrible. I recorded it all on this tape. Can you please analyze it when you get a minute?
McCoy: Sure hope this works. The COVID vaccine hasn't been tested on Vulcans before.
Hey, I still use my AOL mail account, so, I guess AOL will continue until the 23rd century.
"Inderdepartmental memo: in the future, robot vacuums are not to be utilized in the zoology lab for certain....ugh...reasons..."
Everybody waits impatiently, looking at the spot where LeadHead will stand and finally announce his plans. But much like David Hasselhoff telling us about a new "Knight Rider" project every two years, it will never come.
"Inderdepartmental memo: in the future, robot vacuums are not to be utilized in the zoology lab for certain....ugh...reasons..."
Everybody waits impatiently, looking at the spot where LeadHead will stand and finally announce his plans. But much like David Hasselhoff telling us about a new "Knight Rider" project every two years, it will never come.
"Humor. It is a difficult concept. It is not logical."
Please explain these examples of "humor".
McCOY: "Christine, you're supposed to face AWAY from exposed systems when the laxative begins to kick in."
If it helps to bring closure, I will declare this one the winner.
Looks like the Space Acid is finally kicking in...
"You going to eat this? I haven't had a graham cracker in months."
If a volunteer is needed, I'll consider taking over the TOS caption contest. I couldn't commit to doing the contest in the other forums. I need to "crunch the numbers" though. The last thing we need is for me to say yes and then not be able to deliver consistently
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