Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #313: Get Chapel to the Bridge on time

Bones: Vulcans need THREE boosters.
Spock: HHNNNGH!!

 

McCOY: "See? Told you this would cure his constipation. Now let's back off a little."

 

McCoy (offscreen): "If you don't turn that thing off and get back to work, they'll be wondering who shot Christine!"

Edit: They're watching Dallas, which I only know about secondhand.

 

UHURA: "But....why is there only one cup for them to share?"

 

McCoy: "Medical science may be highly advanced, Jim, but for the last time, I can't make you an Eve!"
Kirk: "Even if I ask nicely?"
Sarek: "It would be most illogical. Unlike Adam in your Earth story of creation, you are hardly alone."
Kirk: "You stay out of this!"
Chapel: "No, he has a point..."

 

Chapel: "Well, well....looks like I finally found the Post-It note thief!"

 

CHAPEL: "I don't care what the Captain says, too much cheddar cheese will block you up! Starfleet Captains knew the truth over one hundred years ago!"

 

"To think I'm saddled having to play 'Go Fish' with Spock when I'm perfectly capable of holding a better role. Hurry up 1987, Lwaxana awaits! Not bluffing!"

 

You'll need this Captain, if you're planning to return to Dimorus.


Uhura: How long are these contests supposed to run?


Spock: wha...huh...I'm awake! I'm awake!!!

 

Spock: "Sorry, sometimes it takes a little longer for me to come out of warp than the ship does..."

 

"It's a famous late 20th century book. I've never read it but it's called Final Exit."



UHURA: "Wait...audiences believed Jim Belushi in a sitcom was a good idea?"



Spock not only had trouble getting the monkey off his back but also the nurse on his shoulder who fed his drug habit.

 

Nurse Chapel positions the space bedpan for her patient...

 

UHURA: "So...Stephen King kept writing even AFTER his death??"

 

Meanwhile, on Enterprise's April Fools Day, Spock didn't appreciate his plomeek soup being switched out for Tubby custard...

 

NURSE CHAPEL: And if you'll just sign this NOMAD Disclosure Agreement not to discuss our time on the Enterprise under Captain Pike's command...

 

UHURA: Why is it asking if I was ever at Camp Lejeune?

 

McCoy: Nurse Chapel, 30 ML Pepto Bismol stat! You know it still amazes me, approximately 365 years after it was invented there is still nothing in my arsenal better for nausea, upset stomach, and diarrhea from bad replicator meals.

 

McCoy: Well Jim, your breast reduction surgery went without a hitch.
Chapel: So, can I please get my bra back?

 

Kirk: "Only if you give me my girdle back."