Contest: ENTER TOS Caption Contest #313: Get Chapel to the Bridge on time

"No more all-you-can eat Mexican on Fiery Hot Weekend, Jim. I barely kept your stomach inside your ribcage this time, and the Sickbay lavatory is nothing but a molten pile of metal."

 

Kirk: How till I can wear a shirt again?
McCoy: Last week!

 

Christine never missed a chance to drop the hint that she was still single, even if her attempts were kind of cheesy.

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_Singles)

 

"You're sponge worthy."

 

KIRK: "Wait...how...how did I get here? What happened? What..."

CHAPEL: "You need rest, Captain. Try not to move around too much."

KIRK: "Bones? What did I..."

McCOY: "Well, yada, yada, yada the Hangar Deck's going to need a full decontamination scrubdown, Spock says he won't talk to you for a week and I now know much to my horror that Chekov knows how to use an enema hose."