Moments in DS9 that make you laugh!

Remember: A this point (6x10), "Rapture" (5x10) was the last time, we had seen Kasidy...

 

The scene with Quark and Rom moving through the station's guts is similar IMO to the one where they're moving around with an invisible cloaking device. In fact, the Ferengi scenes in "The Emperor's New Cloak" redeem the episode IMO. Some of them, at least.

 

I just watched the trip to Risa, Quark jokes that Worf would not turn the ship around, and he starts doing so. I love it.

Any time Odo is teasing someone or being sassy, plus that single-punch "Hah!" of his.

 

Quark in the infirmary, after Morn whacked him with a barstool.

 

Sometimes I remember the scene but not the episode it is in. Like the one where Quark is carrying a box that is supposed to contain a Ferengi phaser, he opens it and finds a note from Rom where he says that he used the weapon to repair the replicator or something and Odo is nearby and makes jokes about it. Quark says "I am gonna kill him." and Odo says: "With what?"...

 

"The Way of the Warrior".

"This is my disruptor pistol, the one I used to carry when I was serving on that Ferengi freighter".
"I thought you were the ship's cook?"
"That's right, and every member of that crew thought he was a food critic".

 

Quark being overjoyed and excited every time a female was touching his lobes...
Nog throwing oatmeal and yogurt on Jake - from Odo's bucket pretending it was Odo there...
Doctor Bashir's weak seducing techniques which involved oversophisticated medical quotations
The weak (but also funny) and simplistic content of the Ferengi's Rules of Acquisition

 

Yeah, I find it a little hard to believe that the postganglionic fiber vs. preganglionic nerve story really gets 'em every time...

 

Every male Ferengi except Quark's reaction to Ishka when she has her gown on.

 

IMO, the girl must be mesmerized by Bashir's boyish charm and doesn't pay a lot of attention to what he's saying. He'd get the same result if he recited the phone book.

 

Is watching Quark almost pluck Harry Kim like a chicken in "Caretaker" considered a DS9 moment?

 

We can't fault him for lying.

 

BASHIR: "Cute?"
QUARK: "Sexy?"
BASHIR + QUARK: "Rom?"
QUARK: "Here." (hands Bashir a horga'hn) "You need this more than I do."

 

from "Badda Bing badda bang"

CICCI: So where you from again?
ODO: Bajor.
CICCI: That's in Jersey, right?
ODO: Right.


Cicci to other gangsters at the bar: Three in back of the head, that's the end of little Paulie. So what do you think Frankie says when I report back in? “Little Paulie? Nah, I told you to pop Big Paulie!” That's the problem with our business, too many guys named Paulie!

 

Yes, and you had better laugh or you could be the next one... popped.

 

the one that still makes me laugh is the scene where Dukhat sat on the sand spur absolutely hilarious .

 

Yeah, it was... which is the result of great acting, because "he sat on a thorn" is kind of Three Stooges level comedy and could easily have fallen flat.

 

from "Meridian"

 

That's the kind of thing that could put someone off girls for good...