And here I thought the recent news story about medical professionals emphasizing toothpaste not be used as a personal lubricant would be the strangest thing this week.
Swearing in Star Trek - Steve Shives
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"Daddy, what are you doing?"
"What do you WANT to hear?"
"What do you WANT to hear?"
Micro-quicky, as my wife calls it
Boredom and alcohol.
no keys your place?
Common expletives tend to end on sharp sounds that pop, like K or T or P. Ending on L is soft, and not punchy, so maybe that's why.I remain crushed that FARSCAPE's "frell' didn't catch on the way BSG's "frak" did.
No keys to bedroom. No wife, no kids, no need.
If I can't explain the reproductive process to a curious child maybe I don't deserve to father one.
Well we are Prudes here in the States.. You can have a movie with blood painting the walls in every scene, but a bit of T and A.. OH MY GOSH!! THE HORROR!
On a slightly off topic.. Sex on Tv and Internet sets up unrealistic expectations for real life, there's a bit of a disconnect between TV violence and Real Violence.. (unless your in Chicago or as my friend calls Chiraq) but with "Love" in media people see that and want it that way, but 9 or 10 times will never go that way. Just an observation.
the Emphisis thing does explan why Feldercarb didn't catch on from the original Battlestar Galactica..
On a slightly off topic.. Sex on Tv and Internet sets up unrealistic expectations for real life, there's a bit of a disconnect between TV violence and Real Violence.. (unless your in Chicago or as my friend calls Chiraq) but with "Love" in media people see that and want it that way, but 9 or 10 times will never go that way. Just an observation.
the Emphisis thing does explan why Feldercarb didn't catch on from the original Battlestar Galactica..
Explain the reproductive process: Easy enough.
Proceed with the reproductive process when junior walks in on me: Uhhhh....
"This is how cookies are made.
There! Now you'll stop sneaking them when I'm not looking!"
There! Now you'll stop sneaking them when I'm not looking!"
Indeed. Parenting is an easy job to get but extremely difficult to do.
Keanu Reeves said this in "Parenthood", when he was still in his "airhead" phase, when another character mentioned the importance for a teenage boy of having a man around:
"Well, it depends on the man. I had a man around. He used to wake me up every morning by flicking lit cigarettes at my head. He'd say, 'Hey, a**hole, get up and make me breakfast.' You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, or drive a car. Hell, you need a license to catch a fish! But they'll let any butt-reaming a**hole be a father."
just imagine a certain fred t had needed a license in 1945
I actually came up with a unique plan to non-violently exterminate the human species.
1. Introduce reliable free birth control worldwide.
2. Pass an international law that any person who wants to be a parent spend one week with a newborn, one week with a two-year-old, and one week with a teen-ager.
3. Wait 80 or 90 years. Hasta la vista, humanity.
1. Introduce reliable free birth control worldwide.
2. Pass an international law that any person who wants to be a parent spend one week with a newborn, one week with a two-year-old, and one week with a teen-ager.
3. Wait 80 or 90 years. Hasta la vista, humanity.
i you were right your law defaulted as there are no newborns to spend a week with
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