Movie Caption Contest # 29: Surprise Cameo, Part Deux!

[Rat Boy]

For those of you looking to run your own caption contests, bear in mind one thing: screens = Photoshops. Yes indeedy. And now that we've survived the changeover to vBulletin, it's on to the winners:

Dorn: God I hate all this make-up. Next Generation was one thing, but now this movie, what was I thinking? No more Star Trek for me that's for sure.
Hey is that Ira Behr waving me over? I wonder what he wants?

"...what would Kahless do?"

It was at times like these that the small, and usually derided, legal class of the Klingon Empire earned the respect of all, even the warriors.

For not even one of the warrior class would dare appear before... JUDGE JUDY!

Janeway: "And that's how I made Vice-Admiral in two years. Sure, I felt a little dirty for a while, but nothing a few hundred sonic showers didn't fix."

Picard: "I'll take the Enterprise to Romulus on one condition, that you will take back Harry Kim. He's still whining about being an Ensign".

Janeway: "Deal. Just put him in a torpodeo pod and aim him toward Earth. Just drill few air holes and give him a water bottle. He'll be ok".

Janeway: There's more... he's Reman!

Picard: Reman!?

Janeway: We don't understand it either...

*Sound of doors opening on monitor*

Off-screen voice: Lt. Craig to Starfleet Psychiatric. Yep. We found her. Bringing her in. All right, Admiral, it's time for your, erm, important meeting with Admiral Necheyev.

And now, the Photoshop award(s):

Picard began to think that Starfleet security briefings were becoming way too dumbed down.

Why didn't anyone tell me I was losing my hair?

Congratulations to the winners. We're continuing the cameo theme this week, and here they are:

 

[Rat Boy]

Koenig: "Yes, yes, we're all sorry that you didn't get mentioned during the Oscars, but really, Jagermeister isn't the answer. Vodka, on the other hand..."

Stewart: "Toast? The secret ingredient for this week's Celebrity Edition of Iron Chef is toast? What the hell am I supposed to do with that?"

Shatner: "Grilled cheese sandwich?"

Stewart: "Of course!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "Ted Danson is right this way."

Picard, thinking: "Wonder how much butter this fat bitch'll put on there ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Production staff on The View wheel out their new Whoopi decoy.

Picard: "Don't you have a replicator around here?"

Kirk: "A what?"

Picard: "You know, it makes food out of thin air."

Kirk: "Oh, you mean a food slot. Nah, don't have one; got tired of eating cubes."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk: "Do you know what the secret to life is? This. One Thing."

Picard: "THERE ARE FOUR THINGS!"

 

[Gertch]

The Clinton campaign releases yet another photo from Baracks college years.

Kirk: "I love the Nexus. I'll use my pretend phaser to get that mouse. *phzrt* See, he's toast."

 

[Rat Boy]

Stewart: "There's been something I've always wanted to say...

*guitar music*

"I'm ****ing Bill Shatner."

Shatner: "He's ****ing Bill Shatner."

 

[scottydog]

Shatner: "I'm Number One!"

Stewart: "But you smell like Number Two."

 

[Rat Boy]

Whoopi: "For the last time, I'm not Oprah!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Will you just go get the dillweed...NOW?!?!? For fuck's sake, Baldy, I've seen better kitchen help in a monastery on Vulcan."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"De vemmen's bathroom is over here...here...just knock if you need more paper."

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "Okay, Jean-Luc, this is for the win. Name something you can find in a 20th century kitchen."
Picard: "Um...a toaster?"
Kirk: "Show me 'a toaster'!"

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Chekov: "I'm sorry, but ve just aren't looking for a bartender who only serves synthetic beer. Let's just see you to the door, Miss."
Guinan: "Did I mention I make a mean prune juice, too?"

The Nexus scores a two-fer as the Orion Women's Nude Shakespearean Company bus breaks down outside.

 

[jddj34]

Chekov: Jeezus lady... we have toilets!

Kirk: Your mother really should have put her clothes back on
Picard:Ye.....yes...uh-HUM.........MAMA!
Kirk: Oh c'mon Babette close your legs!
Babette: My name is Mary!
Kirk: Who cares get the fuck out!

 

[Shatmandu]

Koenig: "We must hurry. They're here about the quality of your radio show. They have torches."

 

[Gertch]

Chekov: "Sulu? My Sulu? Are you positeeve?"

 

[scottydog]

Chekov: "Anyone wearing oversized purple condoms on their heads must clear the area!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Oscar (singing): "Oh I love trash!"

Picard: "You keep a Grouch in your kitchen?"

Kirk: "Well, I needed a garbage disposal."

Picard: "I beg your pardon?"

Kirk: "Oh, that's right. Bones loaned me his ass-rubbing clone for that weekend with Antonia."

 

[Shatmandu]

Koenig: "Step this way. You can't say 'motherfucker' in a Star Trek movie."

 

[Furlong]

Chekov and Guinan:

Chekov: By the way, did you know your hat was a Russian Inwention?