Movie Caption Contest # 28: Surprise Cameo!

[Rat Boy]

Another slow week, but we got some fire at the end. First, let's take care of the winners:

Starlock said:

What happens on Genesis, stays on Genesis...

Skywalker said:

Kirk: "Spock, there's something I've always wanted to tell you: I love you."
Spock: "Fascinating, Captain. However, I am still not giving you my Bud Light."

Shatmandu said:

Kirk: "I thought I was going to die."
Spock: "No. You were never alone."
<music swells>
Kirk: "And I didn't have a metal walkway shoved up my ass. I know I'll die alone, with a metal walkway shoved up my ass ..."

BriGuy said:

Geordi: Data, you've had some hair-brained ideas before, but now I think you've lost your mind.

Data: No, I have not, Geordi. It is right there.

Redshirts_Widow said:

Main Computer CPU: Bloody Chief Egineer and Operations Officer, always tinkering with things! It's always me that gets blown up, or re-routed, or taken-over! But do they ever ask MY opinion? I don't need them; They're useless incompetent morons and if they only listened to ME once in a while they'd be mu.....they're right behind me arent they?

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Data: "I have it suspended in a magnetic field, linked by an optical interface."

Geordi: "And... does it work now?"

Data: "The processor is still overheating. Perhaps if we added liquid helium."

Geordi: "Stupid XBox 360!"

And the Photoshop winners:

Year of Hell said:

"Tell the captain we have been unable to locate any trace of this 'product placement' he warned us about"

SpiderMonkeeDolenz said:

Geordi: You know, Data, when I want s'mores, I usually just use the replicator.

Congratulations everyone. This week, we learn that people can show up at the weirdest times.

 

[Shatmandu]

Thanks much for the win! I couldn't have done it without all the TV watching.

Dorn, thinking: "Between this and that CHIPs reunion movie, I'll be able to get a new motor for my hot tub."

Picard, to himself: "Don't keep me waiting, you dirty bitch ... <sees she's already there> Oh, hello Admiral Janeway! Pleased to see you ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Colonel Worf (thinking): Why'd I agree to defend Roger Clemens? No, no, stop yelling at the congressman, stop yelling at the congressman!

Baird: "Action!"

Stewart: "Admiral Hepburn...ah crap."

Baird: "Cut!"

Mulgrew: "Don't feel bad. Beltran and McNeil kept calling me that for seven years."

 

[Shatmandu]

Dorn: "I hope I don't get typecast."

Janeway: "Work the shaft ... That's it ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Colonel Worf: "Word of warning: Klingon judges frown on doing that in the court."

 

[Shatmandu]

Colonel Worf: "They do sell Diet Romulan Ale, you know?"

 

[Kirby]

Dorn: God I hate all this make-up. Next Generation was one thing, but now this movie, what was I thinking? No more Star Trek for me that's for sure.
Hey is that Ira Behr waving me over? I wonder what he wants?

 

[cooleddie74]

COLONEL WORF:"Yes.

I know I look fabulous in this get-up. What's your point, patahk??"

JANEWAY:"By the way, Jean-Luc, did you read my Voyager log entry about the Irish holodeck village coming to life? Gay as all get-out, wasn't it?"

 

[Kegek]

Janeway: Ah, Jean Luc. Now, about the requisitons on Bolarus XII...

Janeway: ...severe ligituous difficulties with the Aldebarans...

Janeway: ...increased imports of Orion opium...

Janeway: ...civil strife on Cygnia...

Janeway: ...murders of Klingon ballerinas...

Janeway: Jean Luc?
Picard: (sighs) I wish the fabric of spacetime really was being torn asunder by transdimensional fedoras.
(pause)
Janeway: I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

 

[cooleddie74]

ANNOUNCER:"Today...on...THE PATAHK'S COURT!"

"Admit it, Captain. You've always wanted to jump and roger me nice and good."

 

[Candlelight]

"Did I leave the iron on?"

"OK, one astro combo, no upsize. Please warp to the next window for pick up"

 

[cooleddie74]

"...what would Kahless do?"

"Fine, Jean-Luc. Whatever. You can borrow my backup wigs, just as long as I get them back in one piece...and without any mysterious stains."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Crap, a pop-up."

 

[Nerys Myk]

You haven't hear the Gettysburg Address until you've heard it in the original Klingon.

Crap, there's an All Janeway Channel.

 

[scottydog]

Janeway: "I think I left my blue vibrator next to your monitor."

 

[cooleddie74]

"For my next number, I'd like to do a heartwarming classic from the opera about Kahless eating Molor's still-beating heart in front of him..."

PICARD:"Damn.

Classic rerun station's got another Mrs. Columbo marathon."

 

[Candlelight]

"I wonder what letter this court is brought to us by...?"

Picard began to think that Starfleet security briefings were becoming way too dumbed down.

 

[scottydog]

Worf: "Dr. Crusher has dishonored me with this surgical procedure!"

Picard (off-camera): "But quite necessary, Mr. Worf, if you are to infiltrate the Gorn muppets."

Picard: "Report, Mr. Worf."

Worf: "A moment, Captain. I am learning about the letter O in Gorn."

 

[cooleddie74]

"In Klingon courtroom, gavel bangs YOU!"

"Good news, Jean-Luc. One of my former Voyager crewmates is signing aboard the Enterprise. Take it easy on him. He loves the clarinet...and is a total pussy."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard still couldn't find him.