Movie Caption Contest # 28: Surprise Cameo!

[BriGuy]

It was at times like these that the small, and usually derided, legal class of the Klingon Empire earned the respect of all, even the warriors.

For not even one of the warrior class would dare appear before... JUDGE JUDY!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Come with me, if you want to live.

 

[Candlelight]

"I don't get it Sam, you should've leaped... Kirk and McCoy got sentenced as we planned-"

"We were defending them!"

"Oh... shit"

 

[Skywalker]

^ "Oh boy..." would have been better. :thumbsup:

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "I'm sorry, Admiral, but it's your voice. This is like having phone sex with Batman."

 

[Rat Boy]

Colonel Worf: "Doctor!"

Kirk: "Bones, you're not helping!"

Picard: "Wait a minute. This isn't my usual porn channel."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I know enough about Klingon physiology, big guy ..."

What Picard wanted to talk to Crusher about all those years.

 

[Candlelight]

Picard reviews the historic hide-and-seek contest of 2285, specifically how Sulu really didn't want the guard to peek.

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Have you seen Outpost4?"

Picard: "I know space was at a premium on starbases back then, but surely they could do better than double-decker urinals ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"How DARE you bad-mouth THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN. You bald bastard!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Your Honor, I ask for a brief recess during which I need to spit-shine my head ridges...you know, so the cameras and audience will think I'm hot shi'It."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Look, I know I forgot to do the enema first last time, but ..."
Picard: "NO!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Who you callin' Mrs. Columbo...Jeffrey?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Mulgrew: "Man, Dune really sucked, dude."

 

[Gertch]

Janeway: "You're smirking Jean-Luc. Care to share?"

 

[NathanielM]

Col Worf: Why the hell did I vote G.W. Bush the XII in 2098? Damn it! DAMN IT!

Picard: <thinking> Damn she looks so much like Pam Dawber from Mork and Mindy... Nanoo Nanoo! <aloud> Greetings Admiral Janeway. How are you...

 

[NathanielM]

This is when Picard likes to be a voyeur and watch the action tapes of Captain Sulu...

Sulu: I said Whose your Bitch! I am... I am... Say it or I'll break your face!

Big guy: Alright! Alright! You are! You're my biatch! Do my you sthilly stuuud!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: "The three high fiving white, well two white and Klingons."

Kirk; Damn! never work for my next novel.

Mccoy: Hey Col Worf! (give atheletic slap on ass)

Worf: <thinking> Gay ass white boy...

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "If you want me to do that, it'll be 100 credits more ..."

Janeway: "Seven of Nine and I are very happy, thank you. Now, about these fuckin' Romulans ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Looking this badass in a public courtroom AIN'T easy, patahks. You best step off!"

"The brass at Starfleet Command have a new assignment for you, Jean-Luc. I'll send you all the details and minutae in a coded subspace message, but if you want a teaser and some hints all I can say is:

Lubricants. Duranium hull plating. A Bolian liver. And a prosthetic android penis.

Have fun, Captain. Janeway out!"