Movie Caption Contest # 28: Surprise Cameo!

[Candlelight]

"Mr Worf! Come here, quick! Your grandfather is on the Discovery Channel!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Who messed with my parental lock-out settings?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Janeway: "And that's how I made Vice-Admiral in two years. Sure, I felt a little dirty for a while, but nothing a few hundred sonic showers didn't fix."

 

[Finn]

Picard: "I'll take the Enterprise to Romulus on one condition, that you will take back Harry Kim. He's still whining about being an Ensign".

Janeway: "Deal. Just put him in a torpodeo pod and aim him toward Earth. Just drill few air holes and give him a water bottle. He'll be ok".

 

[Valin]

"I'm Worf, son of Matlock, Attorney at law. Today is a good day to lie."

 

[S'kai]

Finn said:

Picard: "Janeway !! A Jodie Foster !! Who else can you do ?"

 

[BriGuy]

Admiral Janeway. Yeah, right, like that'll ever happen. I love playing with this holographic photo frame. Now, let's see if I can whip up a naked Troi...

 

[Gertch]

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Picard sometimes longed for sweeter days gone by.

 

[Balrog]

Dorn: Crap! I'm never gonna escape this whole Klingon thing, am I...

 

[Balrog]

Janeway: That's right, Captain Picard. 7 years acting like an irrational, bipolar loonytoon in the Delta Quadrant was the perfect fast track to the Admiralty...

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Janeway: There's more... he's Reman!

Picard: Reman!?

Janeway: We don't understand it either...

*Sound of doors opening on monitor*

Off-screen voice: Lt. Craig to Starfleet Psychiatric. Yep. We found her. Bringing her in. All right, Admiral, it's time for your, erm, important meeting with Admiral Necheyev.

 

[Nebusj]

o/` What have I done ... I've killed da waaabit! o/`

``You may be an Admiral, but at least I'm not confined to a 4-by-3 pan-and-scan screen.''
``Jean-Luc ... shut up.''

 

[Shatmandu]

Dorn, thinking: "Problem with this costume is, when you fart, there's nowhere for it to go but up."

Janeway: "Look, Captain, it may save you time, but putting a com-panel viewscreen in your toilet is a mistake ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Jean Luc Picard, you hairless reprobate. How dare you submit such a substandard report, you don't know the first thing about starship command, you're absolutely useless as a commander, even more pathetic as a man, in the last 15 years you've had less sex than a neutered monk, a sorry excuse for..."

Picard: "SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! You barely sentient ape. You harridan from the pits of hell. You foul woman."

Janeway: "..."

Picard: "Ahh, Got to love that Harry Mudd Jr.!"

Data: "Bridge to Picard, I must apologise I still have not installed your new stress relief device. Also Admiral Janeway is on subspace from Starfleet Command."

 

[Shatmandu]

Janeway: "Wesley Crusher's lines have been cut?"
Picard: "Yes. We needed more dune-buggy time."
Janeway: "Ah. And who gives a shit, anyway, right, Captain?"

Dorn, thinking: "Did I turn off my choking porn?"

 

[Gertch]

"Darn fire alarms while taking a shower. Laugh at my curtain and I will kill you where you stand."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Admiral Janeway? You got promoted? Didn't you...like...off a guy?"

Janeway: "Yes, but I got two back in return. Very economical; that's what Starfleet looks for in admirals, Mr. I-Need-An-Android-To-Balance-My-Checkbook."

 

[estrea]

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[Gertch]

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[cooleddie74]

"Today is Fabulous Day at the Qo'nos First City District Court."

"Oh, bite me, Jean-Luc.

Maybe I was stuck putting up with an annoying Talaxian for seven years, but I've seen your service record. You had Ensign Wesley Crusher.

Checkmate, Baldy."