Where's [insert character or ship name here]?

Who?

 

Sorry, it's the FERENGI in the gorilla suit has to go!

Doh.

 

Crusher: married to Nella Daren
Kim: wherever he was in “Endgame, Part I”
Janeway: happily retired
Q: back
Voyager: museum ship on the Presidio
Defiant: docked at DS9
Discovery: the 32nd Century
Kira: Chamber of Ministers
Chakotay: Dorvan V
Miral: doing missionary work
Miral: wherever she was in “Endgame, Part I”
Shatner: the real world
Guinan: also back
Waldo: that would be telling

 

Lisa LoCicero is insanely hot, so she warrants two mentions.

In a MU, Miral is in a place called Port Charles, NY.

 

Miral was both B’Elanna’s mother and daughter. In the lit, she was very much alive on this side of the Galaxy, and they met again on Boreth.

The daughter is in Starfleet doing whatever she was in Endgame, except without Janeway, who in this universe isn’t haunted into staying on active duty.

 

Ooohhh...weird.

 

Perhaps in the L.A. scenes they could bring back Sarah Silverman and a few more freakasaurus’s.

 

And that coffee shop owner guy from Harry's alternate reality too. That would be NEAT-O!

 

I thought we'd see the Enterprise-F in Season 2, but now I'm starting to think we won't. If it's going to have alternate timelines, then showing an Enterprise-F would be a cheat if it were in one of those.

 

After Riker’s lacklustre copy and paste ship, I’m hoping they don’t show any new Enterprise.

 

It won't just be the Enterprise-F. It'll be the G, H, J, K, L, M, N, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z.

They'll run out the whole alphabet on Xeroxed Enterprises that all look the same. Except I and O because they look like 1 and 0. Then after they all get destroyed in a massive battle, that's the end of the line.... until DSC shows the Enterprise-AA.

It's gonna be great.

 

Think we'll see Ensign Kim (no typo) on Picard?

 

That's cruel.

 

Naomi will be his captain, Miral will be XO

 

Borg baby will be chief engineer

 

Haven't seen that episode in years. Never realized it was Silverman

 

Crusher: Head of Starfleet Medical again.
Kim: celebrating his promotion to Lieutenant Junior Grade with Tom Paris in Sandrine's.
Janeway: provoking the Borg again.
Q: trying to keep Janeway from provoking the Borg again.
Voyager: turned into a sightseeing attraction by Reginald Barclay.
Defiant: in the Gamma Quadrant - commanded by Nog.
Discovery: season 48!!!!!
Kira: on the search for Odo.
Chakotay: with his sister Sekaya.
Miral: undercover in the past, looking for Guinan.
Shatner: in Space.
Guinan: on 19th Century Earth.
Waldo: with Steve Urkel.